Helpful Tips for the Spam experience!

[TheMusketMan]

#1. Don't be a complete and total Dickwad
#2. If there's a topic the people of Spam are discussing, RESEARCH, do not engage in the conversation unless you understand what their talking about. Otherwise you'll just embarrass yourself.
#3. Create, Post, and Respond. (CPR)
#4. There is a line separating Sillyness and Seriousness. Know where it is.
#5. Make Friends! ( Refer to Tip #1)
#6. Enjoy your stay.

*TheMusketMan is not responsible for any or all actions of a member as a result of this list*

[Jorick]

I find it amusing how a random lurker assumes to know how Spam works and how one can do well in it.

[TheMusketMan]

Well, I learn a lot from experience. If you remember, Jorick.

Jorick said
I find it amusing how a random lurker assumes to know how Spam works and how one can do well in it.

And I resent being called a 'Lurker', I prefer 'that neighbor you see a couple of times a week'. I was here for at least 4 months before the site went down and I just came back, so maybe 'that guy you haven't seen in a while'.

[andromedene]

Jorick said
I find it amusing how a random lurker assumes to know how Spam works and how one can do well in it.

Well, they aren't bad tips.

[The Nexerus]

Spam is completely dead. At least lurkers posting give it the illusion of continued life.

[Holmishire]

I remember the MusketMan, for what it's worth.

[TheMusketMan]

Holmishire said
I remember the MusketMan, for what it's worth.

Thanks man, I didn't realize that I was so easily forgotten, especially when that one night I made a total ass of myself. Huh. Maybe Spam doesn't remember people they don't like.

[mdk]

TheMusketMan said
Helpful Tips for the Spam experience!

#1. Don't

could've stopped right there.

[Doivid]

TheMusketMan said
Thanks man, I didn't realize that I was so easily forgotten, especially when that one night I made a total ass of myself. Huh. Maybe Spam doesn't remember people they don't like.

There's another guy I always mixed you up with, I forget who.

[Alex]

TheMusketMan said
I was here for at least 4 months before the site went down

woah you're a super veteran

[mdk]

Doivid said
There's another guy I always mixed you up with, I forget who.

You're thinking of Musket Woman. She had a cape and, confusingly, a bow and arrow.

[aza]

Doivid said
There's another guy I always mixed you up with, I forget who.

I always mixed him up with aussie

[TheMusketMan]

Alex said
woah you're a super veteran

Not trying to impress anyone, just thought it would be long enough to get a couple of Hey I remember you's. But that's fine, whatever. No big deal.

[Dervish]

mdk said
You're thinking of Musket Woman. She had a cape and, confusingly, a bow and arrow.

Oh yeah.

She was my favorite Spammer.

[Cpt Toellner]

#1. Don't be a complete and total Dickwad

Some of the most popular members of Spam owe their popularity to being a dickwad.

[TheMusketMan]

Cpt Toellner said
[quote]#1. Don't be a complete and total Dickwad[quote/]Some of the most popular members of Spam owe their popularity to being a dickwad.

I find if you just show up and start being a Dickwad, it won't be a great start.

[Dervish]

Intelligent and well educated dickwads tend to go over very well.

[TheMusketMan]

Dervish said
Intelligent and well educated dickwads tend to go over very well.

A Dickwad who doesn't know what they are talking about and is just talking and never stops and....Of course these are just tips, you can do whatever the hell you want.

[Dervish]

TheMusketMan said
A Dickwad who doesn't know what they are talking about and is just talking and never stops and....Of course these are just tips, you can do whatever the hell you want.

I can't do whatever the hell I want because it's illegal in most countries.

siiigh

One day.

[natsumehack]

you forgot rule 0

Rule 0: nat owns spam is the ruler, is should only be taken as a serious person when making a real thread, or making super long posts about a topic.