I forgot that chunky peanut butter even existed until 60 seconds ago.

[HollywoodMole]

Scotland...

[Vortex]

Heheh... Scotland...

[HollywoodMole]

Vortex said
Heheh... Scotland...

What the hell is so funny about Scotland?

[Vortex]

Everything

[idlehands]

The Scots are a contentious lot.

[HollywoodMole]

We actually aren't...

[idlehands]

Bullshit.

[HollywoodMole]

Have you ever been to Scotland?

[idlehands]

Now I think I just made an enemy for life.

[HollywoodMole]

... Maybe...

[idlehands]

[HollywoodMole]

... I was kinda just being contentious... STOP MAKING ME BE HYPOCRITICAL!

[Dervish]

Mole, you can't talk shit about crunchy peanut butter. You come from a country that prides itself for consuming some kind of necromancer sheep fucker's nightmare/wet dream called haggis.

Also, this thread made me go to the grocery store for crunchy peanut butter and fresh oven baked bread. I am contented.

[HollywoodMole]

Haggis is nice. It's a weird blend of curry and rice, I would tell you to try it but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in the states.

[Vortex]

Yeah because we all know Haggis is a dangerous substance

[Doivid]

HollywoodMole said
Haggis is nice. It's a weird blend of curry and rice, I would tell you to try it but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in the states.

filthy liar, it's fuckin sheep intestines stuffed with half-digested oats.

smh

[HollywoodMole]

Doivid said
filthy liar, it's fuckin sheep intestines stuffed with half-digested oats.smh

Well, if you don't taste it then you can't exactly make a valid opinion... Also, haggis isn't Scottish... And if you try it without knowing its sheep it's nice... And I'm arguing a lot... Please don't hurt me... ,.,

[Kaga]

HollywoodMole said
Well, if you don't taste it then you can't exactly make a valid opinion... Also, haggis isn't Scottish... And if you try it without knowing its sheep it's nice... And I'm arguing a lot... Please don't hurt me... ,.,

You kind of asked for it after you barged into a thread filled with peanut-butter-lovers claiming that PB is hardly even food.

Like really you have no right to do that if you can't handle the slightest bit of criticism towards your own tastes.

[Dervish]

HollywoodMole said
Well, if you don't taste it then you can't exactly make a valid opinion... Also, haggis isn't Scottish... And if you try it without knowing its sheep it's nice... And I'm arguing a lot... Please don't hurt me... ,.,

You're still eating something that was a part of an animal's digestive tract.

That's like being told it's okay to lick a toilet bowl after it's been cleaned because there's no shit crusties on it.

[Awson]

I thought this thread would go smoother than this.

I didn't expect a bunch of nuts spread throughout.