Faith Fighter : Spam Edition

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Pick Your Character!

Fighter Roster:
Ra (Sun god, fun god)
Odin (He bullies Loki and spoils Thor.)
Zeus (He killed Kratos in God of War, then got beaten to death like a bloody bearded hobo.)
Cernunnos (God of fertility, animals, and magic. Or as my friend put it, Babies, Beasts and Blasphemy). lol.
Pope Francis (Kung Fu, the Apostolic Succession continues).
Joseph Ratzinger (Got kicked out of the Vatican for learning the ways of the Dark Side.)
Buddha (Both fat and skinny version in one.) -HollywoodMole
Christopher Lee (Dracula, Count Dookoo, and Saruman)
Tim Curry (His character's powers are his real powers)
Oprah Winfrey (A magic user. The first place to begin change in your life is with the spirit.)
Magic Johnson (Immune to disease attacks. Also, he's pretty big, for a magic user.)
Chuck Norris (He round house kicks.)
Death (He's death yo!)
Cthulhu (Good old, tentacle dude!)- BrobyDDdark
Barrack Obama (Still deciding on his powers. Hope and Change?)
Abraham Lincoln (Axe, Twin Axe users. Immune to vampirism, and does extra damage to vampires.)
Ian McKellan (Gandalf, Magneto like powers.)
Kim Jong Un (Nuclear based fighting powers.)
Morgan Freeman (A heavily strong cleric magic user.) Derpestein
Ned Flanders (Took over the position as Satan from The Devil. Later he gave up his position to live with Maude in Heaven. He became a Mormon god). -Joegreenbeen
Mother Nature (She's Mother Nature) - Azarthes
Sheogorath Daedric Prince of Madness (God of Madness) -
Lady Luck - Beatrice
Babayaga-
Lady Liberty (America) -

[natsumehack]

Why am I not on the roster as chaos incarnate.

[aza]

Dude.
I'm obviously Mother Nature
Get it?

Cause I'm a fucking asshole

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Azarthes said
Dude. I'm obviously Mother NatureGet it?Cause I'm a fucking asshole

Seriously, with your avatar I thought you'd be the Devil.
Okay, I'm putting you on the Roster.

[aza]

What just cause I got some nice kicks, red skin and horns you think I gotta be the incarnation of all evil in the world?

Thats some fuckin racist shit man

[BrobyDDark]

Cthulhu.

Because why not?

[HollywoodMole]

You spelt Kim Jong Un wrong...

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Add your own suggestions if you want.
I can make this a more proper Spam RPG than just a Tournament Fighter if you want, also.

[Joegreenbeen]

Why do you always post these to get me excited, but then you leave until you post another one?
Because I am Mormon, (Though I don't get the joke, nor know who the heck the guy is.) I'll choose Ned Flanders. (By the way, us Mormons are Christian if you didn't know XD.[])

[HollywoodMole]

Joegreenbeen said
Why do you always post these to get me excited, but then you leave until you post another one?Because I am Mormon, (Though I don't get the joke, nor who the heck the guy is.) I'll choose Ned Flanders. (By the way, us Mormons are Christian if you didn't know XD.[])

Joe... how do you... how do you even?

[Joegreenbeen]

HollywoodMole said
Joe... how do you... how do you even?

Oh... I googled his name. I know who he is now. I knew he was from the Simpsons.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Joegreenbeen said
Why do you always post these to get me excited, but then you leave until you post another one?Because I am Mormon, (Though I don't get the joke, nor .) I'll choose Ned Flanders. (By the way, us Mormons are Christian if you didn't know XD.[])

Thanks. :D
I wonder if anyone is going to play Morgan Freeman.

[Derpestein]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Thanks. :D I wonder if anyone is going to play Morgan Freeman.

You are only alive right now because Morgan Freeman is narrating you being alive, being narrated by Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman,
Morgan Freeman.

[HollywoodMole]

I feel like I'm like Buddha... Put me down as Buddha.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

HollywoodMole said
I feel like I'm like Buddha... Put me down as Buddha.

Alright. Also, Tim Curry is now available.

[Derpestein]

I'm playing as Morgan Freeman, if my post wasn't obvious enough.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Derpestein said
I'm playing as Morgan Freeman, if my post wasn't obvious enough.

You may begin to effect your enemies by narration and Morgan Freeman powers but they will cost magic points. ;)

[Derpestein]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
You may begin to effect your enemies by narration and Morgan Freeman powers but they will cost magic points. ;)

I'll just stop narrating them and they'll die.

Morgan Freeman OP.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Derpestein said
I'm playing as Morgan Freeman, if my post wasn't obvious enough.

You may begin to effect your enemies by narration and Morgan Freeman powers but they will cost magic points. ;)

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

If no one calls him in a few hours, I'm claiming Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.