Happy Birthday Idle!!!

[BrobyDDark]

Derpestein said
I've never even been able to get shit faced drunk, mainly because I'm not old enough.When I do, however...Ohohohoho...

Man, you must've been so fucked up that you raised your voice just a little above the usual volume and didn't apologize afterwards!

If so, that's hardcore.

[rpg101]

Happy Birthday Idle!

Derpestein said
mainly because I'm not old enough.When I do, however...Ohohohoho...

If not being old enough prohibits you from getting shitfaced, I am in for a surprise when I turn 21. Didn't know you could top blacking out and ending up without clothes in your bathroom.

[idlehands]

Broby said Man, you must've been so fucked up that you raised your voice just a little above the usual volume and didn't apologize afterwards!

If so, that's hardcore.

They probably had to call the local constubalry. I bet he even knocked over a dustbin, that hooligan.

[genghismike]

Derpestein said
I've never even been able to get shit faced drunk, mainly because I'm not old enough.When I do, however...Ohohohoho...

Meh, it's overrated.

Learn your limits.

Stay in school.

Don't do drugs.

[Derpestein]

BrobyDDark said
Man, you must've been so fucked up that you raised your voice If so, that's hardcore.

idlehands said
They probably had to call the local constubalry. I bet he even knocked over a dustbin, that hooligan.

I...I have a confession.

I got home safely.

*Sob* I'm so ashamed.

[BrobyDDark]

Derpestein said
I...I have a confession.I *Sob* I'm so ashamed.

You fuckin' sicken me.

[Derpestein]

BrobyDDark said
You fuckin' sicken me.

I know!

And...I didn't even hit on a girl like a drunk idiot on the street.

I have sinned. I'm going to hell for my sins.

[idlehands]

Derp said I...I have a confession.

I got home safely.

*Sob* I'm so ashamed.

[Lucian]

I actually don't like getting smashed. I love a buzz, but I don't like the feeling of being aware of how much of a dipshit I am when I'm drunk, but not being able to stop myself. It's like some fucking frat boy starts piloting my body. Drunk me is not somebody I would hang out with recreationally.

EDIT: Then again, I would fuck myself silly if I got the chance, and I have this feeling that drunk me would be okay with that, so I might hang out with drunk me.

[rpg101]

Lucian said
I don't like the feeling of being aware of how much of a dipshit I am when I'm drunk,

The solution is to be hilarious and fantastic when you're drunk.

[Lucian]

rpg101 said
The solution is to be hilarious and fantastic when you're drunk.

Nobody is as hilarious and fantastic as they think they are when they're drunk.

[idlehands]

Lucian said Nobody is as hilarious and fantastic as they think they are when they're drunk.

Drago's pretty hilarious and fantastic when he's drunk.

[Lucian]

idlehands said
Drago's pretty hilarious and fantastic when he's drunk.

Okay, yeah, admittedly I know a few exceptions to the rule. I'm just not one of them.

[idlehands]

It's good you know this about yourself.

[rpg101]

Lucian said
Nobody is as hilarious and fantastic as they think they are when they're drunk.

When everyone's drunk they sure as hell are.

[stark]

idlehands said
They probably had to call the local constubalry. I bet he even knocked over a dustbin, that hooligan.

Lol'd.

[Giygas]

The closest I've gotten to being drunk is a NyQuil hangover. Happy Birthday

[aza]

Only nerds have birthdays

[XecutionerRex]

And only losers don't.

[Drakel]

So Idle how was your B-day? Did you have fun? Any stories you'd like to share or anything cool you got? Give us them nice, juicy, details girl.