sh%t my dad says

[Doivid]

Kaga said
I think he's still stuck on that time someone corrected you when you said "who's" and you meant "whose".

lol it was a joke but ok, Kaga.

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Lucian said
Taking a moment to reaffirm my love for you, Clirkus.

If I can build a relationship solely on bad puns I would count my life as one well lived.