News flash: ALL GAMERS WHO PLAY THIS GAME -WILL- NOT RETURN! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

You stare at the paper, a smile forming on your lips. You feel the rush of anticipation spread in your blood, and you grab your NerveGear and go to SAO. There, you find everything you've ever wanted. Let the games begin...

(Assuming everyone knows what happens, you can pick and choose what you want your character to look like (duh >.> ) and let the pieces fall where they may.)