Rap Battles of Spam

[Teoinsanity]

Come one and all,show your rapping skills off in this sub forum tourney

[aza]

Typically one would uhm
Throw down to cause the ho down.

Or some rhymeythingy like that.

[Kaga]

Why are textual rap battles even a thing?

[aza]

Kaga said
Why are textual rap battles even a thing?

Because inflection, and tone is overrated.

[CidTheKid]

Kaga said
Why are textual rap battles even a thing?

Because it's easy. Like, I'm fairly bad at it, but I can still pretend to be not-bad over text.

Like, you'll see, stupidly rhyming and shit, yet I still blend together some nice mixed,

junk.

[Teoinsanity]

So lets begin ,who will duel me?

[Dervish]

Kaga said
Why are textual rap battles even a thing?

Because poetry is just music without the effort of starting a band.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Thyme slime bigga bime, mime. Time.

[8]

teo tryna front
he think he can rap
well imma show him up
let you know that you crap

im the resident emcee
of the spam community
i been here for a while
but you see its still new to me

fuck with me if you dare
just know that im gully
and ill knock ya top off like nair

BARS, SON

[Holmishire]

8 said
teo tryna fronthe think he can rapwell imma show him uplet you know that you crapim the resident emceeof the spam communityi been here for a while but you see its still new to mefuck with me if you darejust know that im gullyand ill knock ya top off like nair

To be honest, that attempt,
(Would-be artist, not exempt)
Is most lacking in structure;
My riposte stacking on 'er.

Now you see, my friend,
Against me, you'll end
This naive and tried endeavour
To sieve those sounds together.

Don't fret, I'll be nice,
As I set the bar up twice
Past your meagre level;
I bring war to your rebel.

Chains, child.
Let us go wild.

[Teoinsanity]

I'll tell both of ya something ,you suck

I'll beat both of ya asses in till they're stuck.

You ,8 ball,you call that a rap,I'll squish you like the mat you are.

And you Holmsipher,I'll chain ya by the neck and hang ya .

I'll teach you both to mess with the 13 year old abomination .

I'll send ya to ya final destination .

I'm not even done yet

[Derpestein]

8 said
teo tryna fronthe think he can rapwell imma show him uplet you know that you crapim the resident emceeof the spam communityi been here for a while but you see its still new to mefuck with me if you darejust know that im gullyand ill knock ya top off like nair

Holmishire said
To be honest, that attempt, (Would-be artist, not exempt)Is most lacking in structure;My riposte stacking on 'er.Now you see, my friend,Against me, you'll endThis naive and tried endeavourTo sieve those sounds together.Don't fret, I'll be nice,As I set the bar up twicePast your meagre level;I bring war to your rebel.Chains, child.Let us go wild.

Teoinsanity said
I'll tell both of ya something ,you suckI'll beat both of ya asses in till they're stuck.You ,8 ball,you call that a rap,I'll squish you like the mat you are.And you Holmsipher,I'll chain ya by the neck and hang ya .I'll teach you both to mess with the 13 year old abomination .I'll send ya to ya final destination .I'm not even done yet

8 wins, GG, WP, No re.

[8]

Holmishire said
To be honest, that attempt, (Would-be artist, not exempt)Is most lacking in structure;My riposte stacking on 'er.Now you see, my friend,Against me, you'll endThis naive and tried endeavourTo sieve those sounds together.Don't fret, I'll be nice,As I set the bar up twicePast your meagre level;I bring war to your rebel.Chains, child.Let us go wild.

lowkey mf doom prodigy

Teoinsanity said
I'll tell both of ya something ,you suckI'll beat both of ya asses in till they're stuck.You ,8 ball,you call that a rap,I'll squish you like the mat you are.And you Holmsipher,I'll chain ya by the neck and hang ya .I'll teach you both to mess with the 13 year old abomination .I'll send ya to ya final destination .I'm not even done yet

Nah.

[CidTheKid]

Teo rhymes like a fish washed ashore,
The people listened, all they did was snore.
You're learning from the very worst,
You have to dig deep until in rap you're immersed.

8 sounds like a pile of mad libs,
and like meat with no ribs,
there's nothing to chew on,
and there's nothing to diss.
So bland, without juice or taste,
You may as well be serving toothpaste.

So dragging your feet along you lose sight,
blinded by what's good and what's right,
taking in the very bad with the truly wrong,
you dread the time at the end of your song.

And it's here.

[Teoinsanity]

CidTheKid said
Teo rhymes like a fish washed ashore,The people listened, all they did was snore.You're learning from the very worst,You have to dig deep until in rap you're immersed.8 sounds like a pile of mad libs,and like meat with no ribs,there's nothing to chew on,and there's nothing to diss.So bland, without juice or taste,You may as well be serving toothpaste.So dragging your feet along you lose sight,blinded by what's good and what's right,taking in the very bad with the truly wrong,you dread the time at the end of your song.And it's here.

here tell me somethin,
how many bronies does it take to turn a rap battle into a opera concert.
im the insane responcer
and ya just ruined the concert
im usually pro life
butt in your case an abortion would be better.
now,get back from that

((btw,i didnt really mean any of that))

[Derpestein]

Teoinsanity said
here tell me somethin,how many bronies does it take to turn a rap battle into a opera concert.im the insane responcerand ya just ruined the concertim usually pro lifebutt in your case an abortion would be better.now,get back from that

For a concert with you, I wouldn't pay a dime,
Hell, you can't even fuckin rhyme!

You're goin' up against the Derp,
Just gonna get hurt,
Bitch,get burnt.

You're a fuckin dipshit,
Not even up to this shit,
All you're good at is suckin it.

Get rekt

[BrobyDDark]

This thread is cancerous.

[8]

BrobyDDark said
This thread is cancerous.

All downhill after Holmshire's post.

Teoinsanity said ((btw,i didnt really mean any of that))

-50 rep

[Smiral]

If I could choose between being lobotomized with the shards of Courtney Love's glass dildo and reading even a single post in this thread, I'd choose to lobotomy.

[idlehands]

I thought we weren't going to make cringe threads a thing.