So Megan Fox is April O'Niel

[mdk]

[Honored Brother]

I just don't want to be reminded that movie exist.

[Derpestein]

Honored Brother said
I just don't want to be reminded that movie exist.

I was confused on what this thread was about until I read this.

Michael Bay for destroyer of childhood. Vote.

[Honored Brother]

Derpestein said
I was confused on what this thread was about until I read this. for destroyer of childhood. Vote.

Why can't he just go back to making Bad Boys 3? I'd watch that.

[8]

I heard if you squeeze your eyes shut really hard and scream as loud as your vocal chords will allow, this movie will stop existing.

[Honored Brother]

8 said
I heard if you squeeze your eyes shut really hard and scream as loud as your vocal chords will allow, this movie will existing.

I tried it. When I opened my eyes again, they replayed the same trailer.
I was an athiest but now I deffinitely believe the devil exist.

[Hank]

Honored Brother said
Why can't he just go back to making Bad Boys 3? I'd watch that.

But Bad Boys II was so bad...

[mdk]

Hank said
But Bad Boys II was so bad...

This shit just got real.

Look, I'm not pissed off about a new Turtles movie. Why? Because if a shitty reboot was going to kill the Ninja Turtles, it would already be dead about a hundred times. They remake this shit all the time. And it's not like there's an Extended Turtle Universe for them to ruin.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Derpestein said
I was confused on what this thread was about until I read this.Michael Bay for destroyer of childhood. Vote.

The ninja turtle movie?

[Smiral]

Derpestein said
I was confused on what this thread was about until I read this.

Michael Bay for destroyer of childhood. Vote.

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
The ninja turtle movie?

both of you have to be 10 if you didn't recognize that this is about ninja turles if April O'Neil is in the title

I didn't even watch TMNT and I know that shit

come on, step it up

[idlehands]

I'm pretty sure they're close to that age.

I'm bothered by the new Ninja Turtles, they look freaky and disturbing, even more so than before.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

idlehands said
I'm pretty sure they're close to that age. I'm bothered by the new Ninja Turtles, they look freaky and disturbing, even more so than before.

That's my major complaint with the movie.

[mdk]

It bothers me that there are people on this forum who weren't alive when Lacey Chabert was Meg Griffin.

[Darog the Badger God]

Megan Fox is the most beautiful blow up doll in the world.

[Smiral]

mdk said
It bothers me that there are people on this forum who weren't alive when Lacey Chabert was Meg Griffin.

I was alive, if age 3 counts as alive

[Dervish]

Smiral said
I was alive, if age 3 counts as alive

Barely, you fetus.

Anywho, I saw the movie last night.

It's rental worthy, but don't expect it to be overly funny or high-brow. The action scenes are pretty cool and the Shrek Turtles you can get used to after a while, and their personalities are pretty much intact, except Michelangelo is the most obnoxious piece of shit ever. Megan Fox is pretty meh and feels like she's phoning it in most of the time, and the big plot twist of the movie can be predicted the minute you see the character appear.

Also, Shredder has power armour with like a dozen launching magnetic blades. It is ridiculous as shit and not in the fun way.

[Rilla]

I've no problem with the movie, nor how the turtles look. I like their new look.

Then again, I probably won't see it for a while.

Because I don't watch a terrible amount of movies.

[genghismike]

Toe thumb.

That is all.

[mdk]

genghismike said
Toe thumb.That is all.

finally, someone who gets it.