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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts. Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog. Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity. In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.

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Probably in the minority, but I don't give a horse's cock, Final Fantasy XV is a pretty damn good game and underrated when it comes to fandoms. It did spend too long in development limbo, it did turn out vastly different what was initially shown, I'll concede on those points, it's still one of the "good" FF games, which imo include 8, 6, 4, and maybe XII.

FF is by far the best, but it's beloved by many. In some ways Square Enix is the Video Game equivalent of Disney, just not with sheer networth lol.

PUBG is one of the most overrated games.
FF8,6,9 and 15 are my favourite Final Fantasy games. The others all just bleed together from okay to meh.

Speaking of overrated...

Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild.

Questionable voice acting. A story as old as the series itself. A weapon "fragility" system that is complete and utter gutter trash.

It's a shame really because it's a truly visually stunning game and exploring the place is pretty damn good. Everything else is just okay to mediocre(except the weapon durability is just shit). It's not greatest game of this generation, Yooka-Laylee is an overall better game.
Resident Evil 3 lower than 5 and 6? 5 is pretty much unplayable on single player and 6 is...yeah, less we say of it the better.

5 gets some leeway because Albert Wesker is pretty good villain. 6 takes away the horror and ramps up the goofy silly stupidness and action to absurd levels, I'm Glad 7 toned it down a notch.

3 has Nemesis, quite possibly the most terrifying boss in Resident Evil.
Those who say yes are nazis.

those who say no are normal people.
Negative.
To be fair though, I'd fuck Dante's mom.
Underrated

Advent Rising - the story was intriguing and the gameplay was solid as fuck

InFAMOUS 2 - pretty much improved on the original greatly, with some awesome new mini powers.

Gungrave - an arcade shooter that has a ton of spirit and a badass boss battles. Also the original version of the fantastic anime adaptation.

Overrated

Skyrim - the world, for how big it is, is mostly empty. Main story is boring, most of the side stuff too. Melee combat is a joke.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 - it's just a rehash of the first one but without a good hub world.

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@Dynamo Frokane

Considering it released on the Game Boy/Game Boy Color? Definitely, I agree. Don't get me wrong, I love Pokemon, the main games that is. I have some absolutely fond memories.

as for Dragon's Dogma? Well, I disagree that the combat was the ONLY good thing, but it was the BEST aspect of it, everything else was hit or miss. Quests? Yep, I agree, the quest system was broken and boring outside of the main quests and the main sub ones too. Even then? it was a hit or miss. Exploration was grand, and actually felt like a challenge, especially when travelling out at night, compared to a hugely popular game like Skyrim? sure, Skyrim is bigger, but in comparison felt more empty and lifeless. Gran Soren felt lively and vibrant in comparison. Characters? Grigori >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alduin in terms of which is the better dragon :p. The characters were a mixed bag, with maybe Julius, the Dragon Cult Leader, Duke's Wife, Serene and the Pawns post-Dragon Battle. It was the repeating dialogue that really hampered them. Plot was fine, it was a simple tale of "getting back what belongs to you" with some extra bits that are actually quite cool for a Fantasy RPG. Everything "awful" about it aside from combat? Skyrim does worse.

I fuckin know that theme BY HEART. AND ON GUITAR AND BASS TOO.

God-Hand Remaster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Okami Remaster in my absolutely right opinion :p.
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