[IC] Myriad Reality

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
Oh.*giggles*

*Chuckles*
A gift to my biggest fan.

[Spiritblitz]

Host said
*Chuckles*A gift to my biggest fan.

That's sweet.

[Spiritblitz]

*becomes red*
I...I just giggled....

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
*becomes red*I...I just giggled....

So?

[whizzball1]

Host said
Well, I can fly. That was a joke. Maple syrup is ridiculously costly for syrup though. Like who wants to pay five dollars for a bottle of pancake sauce? Anyway, don't thank me. I owe it.

Ha! You are a bird! That's one rumour proven! *a piece of paper rolled at both ends is in her hands, and she begins opening it up, and continues opening it up. By the time she has stopped, Tony is buried in a very long paper* There it is! *Tony's suit has no beak, and Maddie is holding it. It has ink at the tip. She crosses out the rumour with his beak*

[Spiritblitz]

Host said
So?

Guys don't giggle....I-I'm a guy....my niece pranked me and turned me into a girl....

[Host]

whizzball1 said
Ha! You a bird! That's one rumour proven! *a piece of paper rolled at both ends is in her hands, and she begins opening it up, and continues opening it up. By the time she has stopped, Tony is buried in a very long paper* There it is! *Tony's suit has no beak, and Maddie is holding it. It has ink at the tip. She crosses out the rumour with his beak*

*Stands up from under the paper*
Excellent; anything for the search for truth. You can keep that suit if you want.

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
Guys don't giggle....I-I'm a guy....my niece pranked me and turned me into a girl....

Interesting.
*Grabs a notepad and a pen*
How did she do that, exactly? What was her method? Surgery? That's rather reckless.

[Heroic]

Host said
*There's an audible sigh in the room*Oh, I figured he was watching. Anyway, thank you for your assistance. A pure liquid sugar replacement should do for now, and if she begins to recover, we'll put her on an artificial syrup before replacing it with maple.*Chuckles*It's so expensive nowadays that I could probably afford half a bottle with my fortune.

*Smiles*
That's good news. Glad to help.

[Spiritblitz]

Host said
Interesting.*Grabs a notepad and a pen*How did she do that, exactly? What was her method? Surgery? That's rather reckless.

I don't know, ask her. I think she added something to a elixir I was going to make to return my body to normal size, which instead turned me into a five foot five, child looking girl.

[whizzball1]

Host said
*Stands up from under the paper*Excellent; anything for the search for truth. You can keep that suit if you want.

*the beak is on Tony's suit again* What suit? *folds a tiny bit of the paper and it suddenly rolls up in a split-second*
-AI- Laws of physics appear to be violated. Error. Malfunction. Malerfunctorion. *disintegrates into dust that blows onto Tony's suit and it is a new layer of paint*
Not as smart as I thought. Anyone can design AI that understand violations of Physics! Hmmph.

[Host]

Heroic said
*Smiles*That's good news. Glad to help.

I'm glad you were able to.

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
I don't know, ask her. I think she added something to a elixir I was going to make to return my body to normal size, which instead turned me into a five foot five, child looking girl.

Interesting. If you get more information, could you contact me?

whizzball1 said
*the beak is on Tony's suit again* What suit? *folds a tiny bit of the paper and it suddenly rolls up in a split-second*-AI- Laws of physics appear to be violated. Error. Malfunction. Malerfunctorion. *disintegrates into dust that blows onto Tony's suit and it is a new layer of paint*Not as smart as I thought. Anyone can design AI that understand violations of Physics! Hmmph.

*Chuckles*
I agree. Although that was an AIAI.

[Spiritblitz]

Host said
Interesting. If you get more information, could you contact me?*Chuckles*I agree. Although that was an AIAI.

Uh...sure.

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
Uh...sure.

Thank you. I wish you luck, but I'm not a geneticist. I prefer mechanics to the body.

[Spiritblitz]

Host said
Thank you. I wish you luck, but I'm not a geneticist. I prefer mechanics to the body.

I use wherever I can. That's why I'm know as the Jack of All Trades amongst the whole group.

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
I use wherever I can. That's why I'm know as the Jack of All Trades amongst the whole group.

Although that prevents you from specializing in anything.

[Spiritblitz]

Host said
Although that prevents you from specializing in anything.

Oh, really? I may not specialize in anything, but I can get the knowledge to be pretty darn close.

[whizzball1]

Host said
Interesting. If you get more information, could you contact me?*Chuckles*I agree. Although that was an AIAI.

Even the worst of Animal Interrogator Artificial Intelligence can process broken Physics!

[Host]

Spiritblitz said
Oh, really? I may not specialize in anything, but I can get the knowledge to be pretty darn close.

Without studying one thing with all your might, you'll never know everything there is to know about it. Unless you're me, of course.