[IC] Myriad Reality

[whizzball1]

Host said
Sure, sure. As long as I live, everything's cool.

You'll be fine, don't worry yourself a thing. *places hoof to Kelly to transfer the location via magic*

[Host]

whizzball1 said
You'll be fine, don't worry yourself a thing. *places hoof to Kelly to transfer the location via magic*

Oookie. I'll get going right now.

[whizzball1]

Host said
Oookie. I'll get going right now.

Great. Stay safe.

[Host]

whizzball1 said
Great. Stay safe.

I will!
*Disappears an inch at a time from my feet, as if someone were peeling back strips of my image*

[whizzball1]

*Svár is lounging in a random field, in his normal form: a green alicorn the size of Celestia. He wears a top hat and a business suit, as usual*

[Host]

whizzball1 said
*Svár is lounging in a random field, in his normal form: a green alicorn the size of Celestia. He wears a top hat and a business suit, as usual*

Heya there.

[whizzball1]

Host said
Heya there.

-Svár- *nonchalantly, with a strong British accent* Oh, hello there. You might be?

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- *nonchalantly, with a strong British accent* Oh, hello there. You might be?

Kelly, daughter of chaos. You?

[whizzball1]

Host said
Kelly, daughter of chaos. You?

-Svár- Svár, primal Lord of Chaos. A pleasure to meet you.

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- Svár, primal Lord of Chaos. A pleasure to meet you.

Ditto. Whatcha upto?

[whizzball1]

Host said
Ditto. Whatcha upto?

-Svár- Waiting. For an opportunity.

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- Waiting. For an opportunity.

To do?

[whizzball1]

Host said
To do?

-Svár- To raze a universe, maybe have a bit of fun with the inhabitants first, etcetera, etcetera. But I'm waiting until they're ready with someone who can actually put up some kind of fight. I was terribly bored with those they sent after me last time, you see.

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- To raze a universe, maybe have a bit of fun with the inhabitants first, etcetera, etcetera. But I'm waiting until they're ready with someone who can actually put up some kind of fight. I was terribly bored with those they sent after me last time, you see.

Why were you bored?

[whizzball1]

Host said
Why were you bored?

-Svár- I wasn't bored at all, only with them. Me, they were mundane. The last ones were actually somewhat interesting, but not in the end.

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- I wasn't bored at all, only with them. Me, they were mundane. The last ones were actually somewhat interesting, but not in the end.

Why not?

[whizzball1]

Host said
Why not?

-Svár- Why, they didn't put up much of a fight at all! Me, the nerve.

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- Why, they didn't put up much of a fight at all! the nerve.

Maybe they didn't see you as a threat.

[whizzball1]

Host said
Maybe they didn't see you as a threat.

-Svár- Either way, they were still boring. Now, what are you here for?

[Host]

whizzball1 said
-Svár- Either way, they were still boring. Now, what are you here for?

Well you're the primal chaos dude of your Equestria, and I was raised by Discord from another Equestria that just so happened to be my dad's brother in an alternate copy form, and I'm an expert in Discord's style of chaos magic, so I figured I could use the experience of different chaos!