[IC] Myriad Reality

[Zeal]

Webmaster said
HA! No. I will never under any circumstances have kids.

Okaaay.

[Webmaster]

Zeal said
Okaaay.

You don't sound convinced.

[Zeal]

Webmaster said
You don't sound convinced.

I am not convinced.

[Webmaster]

Zeal said
I am not convinced.

Why is that?

[Zeal]

Webmaster said
Why is that?

I'm just not.

[Webmaster]

Zeal said
I'm just not.

*Growls*

[Zeal]

Webmaster said
*Growls*

*growls back*

[Webmaster]

Zeal said
*growls back*

Not funny. I don't even like kids.

[Zeal]

Webmaster said
Not funny. I don't even like kids.

Do you like Serenity?

[Webmaster]

Zeal said
Do you like Serenity?

She's like eighteen or something.

[Zeal]

Webmaster said
She's like eighteen or something.

She's still a kid. And she was before. And you loved her.

[Webmaster]

Zeal said
She's still a kid. And she was before. And you loved her.

She's not a kid. Regardless, I liked her when she was old enough to talk to me, and I didn't know her at all before then.

[RuffledMane]

Webmaster said
She's not a kid. Regardless, I liked her when she was old enough to talk to me, and I didn't know her at all before then.

Maybe the reason you don't like children...
*Points at your chest*
Is that you're still a kid yourself.

[Webmaster]

RuffledMane said
Maybe the reason you don't like children...*Points at your chest*Is that you're still a kid yourself.

Close. Nineteen, so I'm still a teenager.

[RuffledMane]

Webmaster said
Close. Nineteen, so I'm still a teenager.

*Points again*

[Webmaster]

RuffledMane said
*Points again*

*Kicks you in the gut*
Don't get so close.

[RuffledMane]

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[RuffledMane]

Webmaster said
*Kicks you in the gut*Don't get so close.

*The kick clips my shirt, but misses me*
Wow, sorry Rarity. I must have mistaken you for Techi.

[Webmaster]

RuffledMane said
*The kick clips my shirt, but misses me*Wow, sorry Rarity. I must have mistaken you for Techi.

*Rolls eyes*
Where I come from, she doesn't even exist.

[RuffledMane]

Webmaster said
*Rolls eyes*Where I come from, she doesn't even exist.

Because I raped, murdered and ate every version of her I came across, and not always in that order?