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So?
It won't be different.
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So?
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It won't be different.
*back at Sips and Sjin's, a portal opens, it gives off an evil vibe*
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Rain, rain, go away...
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*Shoots the portal once*
*With other refugees of Waternaux, at Phiaxes*
*There's a store built into a wall between a red-light district and casino district, facing a crossroads with a lot of traffic. A tent fills the outermost portions of the store and expands outward into the area in front, causing it to look like a tent despite the inside being made of smooth, beautiful stone that doesn't match the surrounding wall or any area nearby.*
*In front of the tent sits a large sign, underneath a small billboard set with an arrow pointing down towards the tent, which reads "Live the life of your dreams. Now temporarily located in Phiaxes. The sign lists options and prices.*
"A life as whoever you want. - 50 credits equivalent."
"A life with whoever you dream of. - 65 credits equivalent."
"An epic journey. - 45 credits equivalent."
"A romance that none could compare to. - 30 credits equivalent."
"A fight you'll always remember. - 35 credits equivalent."
"Prices per time: 30 minutes - 1x, 1 hour - 2x, 2 hours - 3x, 5 hours - 4x, As long as you want - 10x"
"Prices scale with quality as necessary, inquire within."
*There is a large line leading outside of the tent.*
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Rain, rain, go away...
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*Shoots the portal once*
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No need to finish, then.
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*the prtal warps, then returns to its normal size, and a man reminiscent of a clown steps out*
Joker: My, my,... Whats this little place?
*looks around*
Who shot the portal, you nearly scalped me!
*laughs maniacally*
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No need to finish, then.
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*the prtal warps, then returns to its normal size, and a man reminiscent of a clown steps out*
Joker: My, my,... Whats this little place?
*looks around*
Who shot the portal, you nearly scalped me!
*laughs maniacally*
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*Shoots both you and the portal*
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Joker:
*reflects the bullet with my knife, and the portal dissapears*
Oh boy, the portal closed! Now how am I supposed to get back...
*looks to you*
You should really be careful with that thing, you might hurt yourself!
*tosses the knfe up into the air, and catches it*
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...
*Blinks*
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*Shoots you with a laser*
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Joker:
*moves just before you fire it, and it burns the coattails of his outfit*
Is this how you greet people here? Such manners, maybe I oughta teach you a lesson!
*puuls out a deck of cards, and tosses three your way, ad they explode*
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*Stands there*
You don't deal with androids very often, do you?
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Joker:
Androids? With artificial intelligence? Where's the fun in that? Ha-ha! The last one of those I fought, I made him a noose from his own wiring! Then I shot him forty seven times in the chest! Incendiary rounds are just so much fun!
*throws the knife at you, then draws his gun*
Be a dearie and die for me, would you?
*fires several high caliber bullets at you*
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*Catches it and blocks each with the knife*
You come from a weak world. Go back.
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Joker:
The only reason that world is weak, dearie, is because I killed it.
*dissapears in a flash of cards, reappears behind you, and grabs the knife in your hand, and stabs you where your heart should be*