[IC] Myriad Reality

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
Oh? Is someone upset that a guy has better tits than them?

*Almost throws a punch, but instead collapses to my knees and squeals*

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*Almost throws a punch, but instead collapses to my knees and squeals*

How about you try not hurting others, so others don't hurt you?

[Toxic Diamond]

*has been watching and is eating popcorn*

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
How about you try not hurting others, so others don't hurt you?

*Springs up faster than light and uppercuts you*

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*Almost throws a punch, but instead collapses to my knees and squeals*

How about you try not hurting others, so others don't hurt you?

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*Springs up faster than light and uppercuts you*

*Kicks you back as you come towards me*

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
*Kicks you back as you come towards me*

*My body curls around your kick, and my uppercut makes solid contact*

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
*My body curls around your kick, and my uppercut makes solid contact*

*It slips across my skin*
A person who eats the fruits of the sea devils is a very dangerous person.

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
*It slips across my skin*A person who eats the fruits of the sea devils is a very dangerous person.

One who cannot be harmed could utter the same.
*Throws something in the air and runs at you*

[LegendBegins]

RuffledMane said
One who cannot be harmed could utter the same.*Throws something in the air and runs at you*

*Stops you with psychokinesis*
I'm not in the mood. I'm going to bed, and I'm going to check Bradley's status report.
*Leaves*

[RuffledMane]

LegendBegins said
*Stops you with psychokinesis*I'm not in the mood. I'm going to bed, and I'm going to check Bradley's status report.*Leaves*

*Uses matter transportation to rearrange my own neurones into releasing me*
Fine.

[RuffledMane]

Toxic Diamond said
*has been watching and is eating popcorn*

*Picks you up by the throat and pushes you against the wall*
Who are you, and why do you stare at me so crudely?

[Toxic Diamond]

*speaks calmly and swings my legs back and forth while I'm off the ground.*
Well, technically I'm you sweetheart. And I stare because you have such beautiful eyes.

[Galaxy Raider]

mistake

SCP 117: Not as safe as one might think, apparently...

[Revolutionary]

SCP 117: Not as safe as one might think, apparently...

[Toxic Diamond]

Galaxy Raider said
SCP 117: Not as safe as one might think, apparently...

*while being dangled*
Nothing is really safe.

[Revolutionary]

Toxic Diamond said
*while being dangled*Nothing is really safe.

Of course not. If true safety existed, life would be no fun.

[Toxic Diamond]

Revolutionary said
Of course not. If true safety existed, life would be no fun.

Trrruuuueee...
Hm. I like you. Unfortunately, I don't have time for trivial conversation or.
*motions to pinkamina*
This.

[Revolutionary]

Toxic Diamond said
Trrruuuueee...Hm. I like you. Unfortunately, I don't have time for trivial conversation or.*motions to pinkamina*This.

*Looks at her*
Hmm. Yeah, that's quite a pickle you're in.

[Toxic Diamond]

Phht, right.
*puts my index and middle finger between my neck and the crease between her thumb and the rest of her hand, then I spread my fingers and pry her hand off my neck. I drop to the ground.*
See?