*I let out a low groan as I feel a soft breeze waft across my face. Carefully shifting into a sitting position, I gaze about at my surroundings in confusion for a bit, before realizing that I am sitting in a large grassy field*
Not exactly where I wanted to end up-
*I get to my feet*
-but Earth is certainly better than Caelestis. Least I don't have to waste my time dealing with a certain idiotic fool here. For the time being anyway...
*I spin in place, examining the area in more detail*
Hmm. This place feels a little bit different than I remember. For one thing, it was summer when I last visited Earth, but judging from the temperature here, it feels closer to spring. Strange. Perhaps that rift I opened took me farther than I had originally planned...