<Snipped quote by Nimda>
*Grabs your wrist and moves it back down to your side*
Look, “Misty”. I can’t be seen attacking a kid. It’d be bad for my image.
<Snipped quote by Etcetera>
She’s dangerous, dude. It’s entirely logical.
Seems like that's a common solution for you. I'm not about to unexist my best friend's kid.