*on the derilect ship that Tox and Araby got lost on for one hundred years and turned Tox into what he is now. The same ship that dante stumbled into after being randomly teleported. Tox and Dante sit across from each other at a small circular table and Tox has a long cold cup of coffee in front of him*
Tox: Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Time out.
Dante: yeah?
Tox: So, you're telling me that your sister absorbed the ashes of your ancestors to become powerful enough to beat you in single handed combat and also, probably, kill you all over a sibling rivalry,
Dante: Yes.
Tox: and all of that happened after you beat the leader of what sounds to me like the first ring of hell,
Dante: close enough.
Tox: and you ended up at one of my derelict ships because your friend-
Dante: Kat.
Tox: yeah, her,- so because your friend Kat used some kind of random open teleport thing. Not only that, but you were able to get in because the ship for some reason recognized your biometrics reading.
*he sits Back in his chair*
Is that about right.
Dante: yeah, that's it.
Tox: Is your life directed by Shakespeare or something?
More like the writers of Once Upon a Time lel