[OOC] Myriad Reality

[Araby264]

@DarkwolfX37
But I am though.

[DarkwolfX37]

@DarkwolfX37
But I am though.

@Araby264

[Araby264]

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@DarkwolfX37

I don't read Naruto, I dont know what that says!

[DarkwolfX37]

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I don't read Naruto, I dont know what that says!

@Araby264

[Araby264]

@DarkwolfX37

[DarkwolfX37]

@DarkwolfX37

@Araby264

[Araby264]

@DarkwolfX37

[DarkwolfX37]

@DarkwolfX37

@Araby264

[Araby264]

@DarkwolfX37

[Host]

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Not so good, but meh. What about you?

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Hey! What's up?

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Did I do something wrong?

@Araby264

Just summer. How about with you? And getting out of the Navy? And yes, Dark's been joking the entire time.

[Araby264]

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Just summer. How about with you? And getting out of the Navy? And yes, Dark's been joking the entire time.

@Host

I've got a lot going on, such as having a kid! And also getting out of the navy. They are unrelated subjects though.

[Host]

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I've got a lot going on, such as having a kid! And also getting out of the navy. They are unrelated subjects though.

@Araby264

You're having a kid? Give us a full update.

[Araby264]

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You're having a kid? Give us a full update.

@Host

So my girlfriend is pregnant with a child so I'm both terrified and excited as he'll (hope it's a girl), I'm getting out of the navy on a psych admin separation (apparently I'm dangerous to myself and others) and I hate my ship's chain of command.
The way we found out she was pregnant was kinda funny too.

[Host]

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So my girlfriend is pregnant with a child so I'm both terrified and excited as he'll (hope it's a girl), I'm getting out of the navy on a psych admin separation (apparently I'm dangerous to myself and others) and I hate my ship's chain of command.
The way we found out she was pregnant was kinda funny too.

@Araby264

Any info on how/why?

Do tell.

[DarkwolfX37]

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So my girlfriend is pregnant with a child so I'm both terrified and excited as he'll (hope it's a girl), I'm getting out of the navy on a psych admin separation (apparently I'm dangerous to myself and others) and I hate my ship's chain of command.
The way we found out she was pregnant was kinda funny too.

@Araby264

Holy fucking shit.
Stop giving little bits, gimme a fucking dissertation paper on what's been going on since you were last here. And remind me how old you are because I thought you were younger than me.
Are you sure it's yours? Like, not trying to be a dick, but the stereotype is always about being in the military and coming back to someone else's kid, so I want to make sure.
How far along is she?
How did you find out?
What was your diagnosis?
Why did you get evaluated?
Everyone hates their chain of command.
Are you still gonna be getting a stipend?
What are your plans now?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOU MIGHT BE A DAD

[DarkwolfX37]

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Just summer. How about with you? And getting out of the Navy? And yes, Dark's been joking the entire time.

@Host

I'm glad you're still fluent in imagese.

[Host]

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I'm glad you're still fluent in imagese.

@DarkwolfX37

I'm on /pol/ too much not to.

[DarkwolfX37]

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I'm on /pol/ too much not to.

@Host

That explains way too much.

[Araby264]

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Any info on how/why?

Do tell.

@Host

And my girlfriend found out she was pregnant by going to the hospital for a bipolar breakdown and the doctor said, and I quote,

"So, um... you are bipolar... And uh... well also congratulations!.. um, you're pregnant as well.

[@Some Doctor Guy]

That is legitimately how we found out. And we both find that hilarious. Also apparently she is only bipolar while she is pregnant because something about latent genes and the increased hormones

[Araby264]

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Holy fucking shit.
Stop giving little bits, gimme a fucking dissertation paper on what's been going on since you were last here. And remind me how old you are because I thought you were younger than me.
Are you sure it's yours? Like, not trying to be a dick, but the stereotype is always about being in the military and coming back to someone else's kid, so I want to make sure.
How far along is she?
How did you find out?
What was your diagnosis?
Why did you get evaluated?
Everyone hates their chain of command.
Are you still gonna be getting a stipend?
What are your plans now?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOU MIGHT BE A DAD

@DarkwolfX37

I'm 20
Yeah, it's definitely mine.
About 12 weeks
I'm listed as "adjustive disorder with depressive mood" in my file
Dunno what to do now
HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!!