Webmaster said
To your knowledge.
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Webmaster said
To your knowledge.
whizzball1 said
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Webmaster said
You believe that you're the only one who knows.
whizzball1 said
gaspAlso, Uncyclopedia:One of the more famous examples of time travel involved the production in 1976 of a brand of instant coffee which was so instant that it actually turned into coffee thirty seconds before one even poured the water. This created a rather large amount of anomalies in time travel, as people would assume their coffee was made through some sort of miracle, begin to drink it, and in forgetting to pour the water, the coffee would slurp right out of reality. Often, consumers would awaken the day after to find themselves trapped in a time loop, married to one of their parents, or in extreme cases, stuck in the non-existent day October 32nd, 2038.Fortunately, the makers of "Pre-Instant Coffee" soon rectified the situation with their "Stable Loop" blend. Whenever a customer drank Stable Loop without intending to pour the water afterward, a series of highly improbable accidents would occur within the next 30 seconds, resulting in the customer accidentally pouring boiling water into their mug anyway, no matter what they might have been wanting to do otherwise.
Webmaster said
What.
whizzball1 said
The uncyclopedia is basically a really silly encyclopedia. What I just posted was part of the entry for Time Travel.
Webmaster said
That's... Interesting.
Webmaster said
It makes me kind of sad how inactive MR has been recently.
whizzball1 said
Yeah.
Webmaster said
What're we going to do about it?
whizzball1 said
Be more active?
Webmaster said
We could do with another person.
whizzball1 said
We have Rhetro now.
Webmaster said
Possibly. But he's never RP'd before. I'd like Tox back, and Blitz to be able to be here more often.
whizzball1 said
They're both lifing (my new word for trying to fix life).
Webmaster said
Yeah, but it's sad. At one point this summer, we had the entire group.
whizzball1 said
Yeah... We'll get through this, though. Maybe with even more people than before.