Oh. Visitors. Okay, uh, hi. Welcome to the pillow fort. If you've been in the IRC, you might be familiar with it. If not, let me show you around. First, the outside.
On top of the gigantic structure that is my pillow fort, you'll find four Mark XII Annihilator Cannons. Those babies run on both space and null space, and will do nothing short of removing you and anything in your area from existence. How? Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, bud. There's one cannon on each corner of the fort, covering all the bases. Included on the top are many flying buttresses. I hang out on the flying buttresses often, but haven't lat-- stop laughing. Buttresses are not funny. They're awesome. Around the fort is the moat. I nudge things in there; sometimes they return, sometimes they don't. Depends on what I nudge and how often it's been nudged. If you're cool, I don't have to nudge you. If not, you're going in the moat. Sorry, but them's the breaks.
Inside the fort (as well as outside), everything is made of pillows. The floor, the furniture, the electronics, everything in between. Don't ask how; just bask in the comfort. There's the Pillowvision; it's like television, but with pillows. Otherwise, everything else is pretty much standard.
Rules, bruh:
Don't make me nudge you. I have a pretty good reach, with over 300 confirmed nudges right into the sun.
Accidental messes are alright; the fort can clean itself. Mess up my fort on purpose, and you'll be subject to the previous rule.
Don't take any pillows from the fort. I'll nudge you and take back my pillows, plus all of yours, to be used for upgrades to the fort. Right now, my fort stands at level 1,280. It is unstoppable.
Attempts to destroy the fort will be laughed off. Many have tried. All have failed. Don't take it as a challenge. The fort knows how to nudge, too.
Lastly, have fun and don't be a dick. This is a place of comfort. Keep it that way.
That said, the pillow fort is now open. Please, come on in.
On top of the gigantic structure that is my pillow fort, you'll find four Mark XII Annihilator Cannons. Those babies run on both space and null space, and will do nothing short of removing you and anything in your area from existence. How? Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, bud. There's one cannon on each corner of the fort, covering all the bases. Included on the top are many flying buttresses. I hang out on the flying buttresses often, but haven't lat-- stop laughing. Buttresses are not funny. They're awesome. Around the fort is the moat. I nudge things in there; sometimes they return, sometimes they don't. Depends on what I nudge and how often it's been nudged. If you're cool, I don't have to nudge you. If not, you're going in the moat. Sorry, but them's the breaks.
Inside the fort (as well as outside), everything is made of pillows. The floor, the furniture, the electronics, everything in between. Don't ask how; just bask in the comfort. There's the Pillowvision; it's like television, but with pillows. Otherwise, everything else is pretty much standard.
Rules, bruh:
That said, the pillow fort is now open. Please, come on in.
