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TRIPZ JOIN US. Fucking off of work. Of course now Aza has a spread sheet emergency.
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Whats wrong azza?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by aza
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IRS: You now get to depreciate all equipment $200 and over

200 FUCKING DOLLARS FUCK
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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I just read IRS and I know it's a cluster fuck. Good luck, dude.
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i know i may be new but i work IT, god you think you have it hard. im called in at 12 at night to turn a computer on. no accounting or loans suck as much as this
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i know i may be new but i work IT, god you think you have it hard. im called in at 12 at night to turn a computer on. no accounting or loans suck as much as this


I had to run out to a water plant at 11pm on Monday to find out why the chlorine residual skyrocked to near contravention levels without any indicating trends. Don't be quick to assume your job has monopolies on bullshit, as doing something as little as forgetting to put a cap on a well, turning on a pump, or having a lagoon bank give out can mean thousands of dollars in fines and jail time for me, all for a little mistake.
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Hahaha oh that sucks. Do you at least get paid well?

@ Dervish, I think we all have our bullshit in our job. It could always be worse. I could be in sales. I don't envy your responsabilities either.
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I could be a clerk for the state
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Now I'm picturing that little devil sitting at a desk with papers stuck in the pitchfork. I am amused.
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I draw porn for a living.
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On Fridays, my work output decreases by about 300%.

Even more so since Thursday was busy as fuck. In fact, Thursday was so intense, I had to take a moment to sneak into one of the exec bathrooms to Jurk.
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On Friday, my work output decreases by about 300%. Even more so since Thursday was busy as fuck. In fact, Thursday was so intense, I had to take a moment to sneak into one of the exec bathrooms to Jurk.


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I draw porn for a living.


Pm me
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Azarthes said
Pm me


You need to take initiative. I've already PMed him.
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idlehands said
You need to take initiative. I've already PMed him.


I-I
I'm not that aggressive
He can come to me if he wants.

...?
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I'm working with someone today. She actually says O-M-G outloud.
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idlehands said
I'm working with someone today. She actually says O-M-G outloud.


oh good lord

how old is she?

what do you need me to do, idle?
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Sadly, she's about my age.

ENTERTAIN ME. Doivid, plz.
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idlehands said
I'm working with someone today. She actually says O-M-G outloud.


I know a butcher
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Azarthes said
Pm me


idlehands said
You need to take initiative. I've already PMed him.


NONE OF YOU HAVE PMed ME. ;_;
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