Empowered - A Tale of Strength and Weakness in Spamopolis

[Goldmarble]

Dervish said
That exchange between Goldy and myself was great. :D That's pretty much exactly how I'd react in that situation, and I am damn curious what my power is.m!

Keeping me sedated with Whiskey? :P

[stark]

Jorick said
It was a one time thing. Don't get greedy, jeez.

There was no stipulation of it only being a 'one time thing'. You're a false advertiser and I want my money back.

[Jorick]

Sherlock Holmes said
There was no stipulation of it only being a 'one time thing'. You're a false advertiser and I want my money back.

Well, seeing as you paid me nothing, sure, I'll give you a full refund. I'll even throw in $5 in store credit by way of apology.

Note that the only item you can buy for $5 is a pitiful and useless death in the story within one paragraph of you first being introduced.

[stark]

Jorick said
Well, seeing as you paid me nothing, sure, I'll give you a full refund. I'll even throw in $5 in store credit by way of apology.Note that the only item you can buy for $5 is a pitiful and useless death in the story within one paragraph of you first being introduced.

What if I pay you $6.50?

[Dervish]

Goldmarble said
Keeping me sedated with Whiskey? :P

It's cheaper than horse tranqs! :D

[idlehands]

Sherlock Holmes said
What if I pay you $6.50?

Sex scene with Awson.

[Jorick]

Sherlock Holmes said
What if I pay you $6.50?

Then I'll pocket the extra buck fifty and claim you only paid me five, duh.

[Cpt Toellner]

Respect mah authoritah!

[stark]

idlehands said
Sex scene with Awson.

...Do not want.

Jorick said
Then I'll pocket the extra buck fifty and claim you only paid me five, duh.

Meh. I'll keep the money and take my chances.

[Jorick]

idlehands said
Sex scene with Awson.

Yup, Bela paid be $6.50 for that honor in Resistance, but new story means new pricing. The Awson sex scene package is now $8.

Sherlock Holmes said
Meh. I'll keep the money and take my chances.

Ah, so you'll be taking the free off screen death mention then. Fair enough.

[aza]

idlehands said
Sex scene with Awson.

And it can be the awson in Squee's story and everyone now goes to prison for life +2

[Awson]

Sherlock Holmes said
...Do not want.

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

[Awson]

Awson said
Don't knock it 'til you try it.

I would turn it down personally, but that's only because I've tried it.

[Derpestein]

Awson said
I would turn it down personally, but that's only because I've tried it.

...You've had sex with yourself?

...How'd that work? Time travel? Alternate Universe? Fanfic?

[HollywoodMole]

Derpestein said
...You've had sex with yourself?...How'd that work? Time travel? Alternate Universe? Fanfic?

Does masturbation count as having sex with yourself?

[idlehands]

You guys really know how to clumsily trod all over a joke.

[Dervish]

idlehands said
You guys really know how to clumsily trod all over a joke.

[Jorick]

Chaper 2 - Hooligans and Dreamers is finished.

[Derpestein]

Jorick said
is finished.

Just finished reading about Joe and Hamburger Helper.

RIP
He ran fast, but his brain couldn't keep up. That's why you shouldn't become a knock off of the Flash, kids.

Nex with the Eye-contact-crush-you-into-a-smear-on-the-floor power.

[aza]

Wait I'm confused, if Sherlock has omnipotence how would anyone be able to kill her anyways? Why would she be worried about "Being marked as a threat"?