What the Guild is Missing: Mila

[Seravee]

Because I haven't posted a picture of my best feature yet, here is a new picture of her.
When it is as cold as it is right now (-25 windchill), I warm up towels in the dryer and carry her around in them.

[Shy]

Cute.

Oh and nice hedgehog too.

[Dervish]

My friend's cousin had a pet hedgehog that used to be a key to one of his pick up lines at the bar. He'd go up to girls, say, 'hey, want to take a look at my Prick?' if they were offended, he'd say 'No! My hedgehog!' and show them a picture on his phone, at which point a lot of girls laugh because lol reverse expectations. If they say yes, well, he's in business.

[Seravee]

Dervish said
My friend's cousin had a pet hedgehog that used to be a key to one of his pick up lines at the bar. He'd go up to girls, say, 'hey, want to take a look at my Prick?' if they were offended, he'd say 'No! My hedgehog!' and show them a picture on his phone, at which point a lot of girls laugh because lol reverse expectations. If they say yes, well, he's in business.

I wish I could use that line. But, alas, I do not have a prick.

[idlehands]

You could say, "Want a peek at my hedge?"

[Cpt Toellner]

Shy said
Cute.Oh and nice hedgehog too.

I see what you did there.

[Shy]

Blitzkrieg said
I see what you did there.

[Seravee]

Shy said
Cute.Oh and nice hedgehog too.

[Seravee]

idlehands said
You could say, "Want a peek at my hedge?"

That would be perfect. I'll have to try that and report back on how it goes.

[Shy]

Seravee said
That would be perfect. I'll have to try that and report back on how it goes.

I bet a large chunk of them would straight up say yes. The whole "if they get offended" thing probably won't have as much of an effect :p

[idlehands]

The fun part is them saying "YES!", pulling out the hedgehog and then watching the disappointment.

[Seravee]

idlehands said
The fun part is them saying "YES!", pulling out the hedgehog and then watching the disappointment.

I wonder how I'll smuggle her into the bar.

[idlehands]

Just tell them she's a therapy animal.

[Seravee]

My seeing-eye hedgehog. Because I'm blind.

[Queen Raidne]

Your hearing-ear hedgehog. Because you're deaf.

[Seravee]

Queen Raidne said
Your hearing-ear hedgehog. Because you're deaf.

Or both.

And she signs things into my hand the way Anne Sullivan did for Helen Keller.

[Cpt Toellner]

My friend got two rats for his birthday. Cute little buggers.

[Seravee]

Rats are very cute. I wanted one for a while.

[idlehands]

I'm freezing, someone rub me with warm towels.

[Shy]

idlehands said
I'm freezing, someone rub me with warm towels.

Regular cotton or Egyptian cotton?