Just heard someone (female) say-

[NotAMouse]

"When I Google 'How-To-Clean-Blood-Off-Bedsheets' it doesn't mean I'm a serial killer, it just means I'm fertile."

[idlehands]

It doesn't mean she's fertile anyway. She's just gross.

[KnightShade]

It makes so much sense. This is why we know of so few female serial killers, when questioned about the blood they awkwardly stop the conversation with a seque into menstruation.

[Sable]

Yum.

[aza]

Sable said
Yum.

This guy is gr8

[andromedene]

I have a bunch of purple fabric paint on my bedsheets because I suck at opening stuff.

[Sable]

Azarthes said
This guy is gr8

yeah you whisper that in my ear baby

[aza]

Sable said
yeah you whisper that in my ear baby

uhoh i have an admirer guise

[NotAMouse]

Azarthes said
uhoh i have an admirer guise

Don't flatter yourself.

[Sable]

Azarthes said
uhoh i have an admirer guise

yeah you know im mirin that sweet bod you got boi

[aza]

Taaj said
Don't flatter yourself.

No, no flattery would be better spent on you.

#smooth

Sable said
yeah you know im mirin that sweet bod you got boi

Onow don't go makin' me all flustered and blushy

[scribz]

Taaj said
"When I Google 'How-To-Clean-Blood-Off-Bedsheets' it doesn't mean I'm a serial killer, it just means I'm fertile."

Every month is another baby killed.

She should of blessed it with the nurturing will of semen like a good christ fearing woman.

[Cpt Toellner]

Me and my girlfriend get blood on our sheets....

but for entirely different reasons.

[Dervish]

Cpt Toellner said
Me and my girlfriend get blood on our sheets....but for entirely different reasons.

How many times do I tell you to do your ritualistic sacrifices in the garage?

[Guilty Spark]

Azarthes said
Onow don't go makin' me all flustered and blushy

[Cpt Toellner]

Dervish said
How many times do I tell you to do your ritualistic sacrifices in the garage?

I kind of wish I still lived in the dorms now...so I could yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" in the showers at 3:30 in the morning.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Aza is so alone he had to make an alt to feel better about himself

[aza]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Aza is so alone he had to make an alt to feel better about himself

I'm just thankful my alt isn't my friend being the worst ever this time.

[idlehands]

scribz said
Every month is another baby killed. She should of blessed it with the nurturing will of semen like a good christ fearing woman.

I should not have read this when I was about to tend to a customer. She kept asking what was I laughing about. I had to lie.

[Doivid]

idlehands said
I should not have read this when I was about to tend to a customer. She kept asking what was I laughing about. I had to lie.

lmfao