Jorick I Challenge YOU!!!

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

I CHALLENGE YOU!!! To, Kreepy Pasta Kombat!!!

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Kreepy Pasta Kombat:
The Rules:

Okay guys. . . I'm challenging Spam to Kreepy Pasta Kombat. We will all write Kreepy Pastas. Each Kreepy Pasta will be reviewed by members of Spam. The Winner will get to host their Kreepy Pasta as a role play.

[Derpestein]

Kreepy...
Pasta...
Sofucking edgoo

I need my XkatX name

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Derpestein said
Kreepy...Pasta...Sofucking edgooI need my XkatX name

All Kreepy Pastas must be normal quality. Not Spam Quality . . .normal Quality. . .preferably better than a normal Quality Kreepy Pasta, but it must be quality of some kind.

[aza]

Derpestein said
Kreepy...Pasta...Sofucking edgooI need my XkatX name

God fucking dammit Derp.

[Jorick]

Fuck off, shitlord.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Jorick said
Fuck off, shitlord.

Very well then you leave me no choice but to expose you as the fraud you are.

[idlehands]

Oh my god. This is awkward but hilarious.

[Vordak]

ahem kreepypasta

ril liaf stori red wid attention to feel creepz

soi waz walin once dei toschul when i si diswird gaiy
"som hir boi" he sez
im lik fuk no lik ur balz ur gay
and si nexst dei i si dey wroute i de nuise parers dat dere wuz a pedo guy
omg i so laki i sed hi to fuk of

[Vordak]

sorry

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Vordak said
sorry

Okay, when I say "preferably better" quality than Kreepy Pasta, I mean "much better".

[Larfleeze]

Vordak said
ahem kreepypastaril liaf stori red wid attention to feel creepzsoi waz walin once dei toschul when i si diswird gaiy"som hir boi" he sezim lik fuk no lik ur balz ur gayand si nexst dei i si dey wroute i de nuise parers dat dere wuz a pedo guy omg i so laki i sed hi to fuk of

It shames me to admit that I can read that... What have you done to me?

[Cpt Toellner]

I want Hamburger Helper to make a creepypasta.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

[Derpestein]

This one time a couple had sex for procreational purposes

Holy shit

The terror

[K-97]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
Kreepy Pasta Kombat: The Rules:Okay guys. . . I'm challenging Spam to Kreepy Pasta Kombat. We will all write Kreepy Pastas. Each Kreepy Pasta will be reviewed by members of Spam. The Winner will get to host their Kreepy Pasta as a role play.

The Word of the Day is grammar.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
I'm challenging Spam to Kreepy Pasta Kombat.

I don't think Spam appreciates being the Backup.

ActRaiserTheReturned said
The Winner will get to host their Kreepy Pasta as a role play.

This sounds more like a punishment than a prize.

Your game is broken; fix it.

[Derpestein]

ActRaiserTheReturned said
The Winner will get to host their Kreepy Pasta as a role play.

Derpestein said
This one time a couple had sex for procreational purposesHoly shitThe terror

I guess mine would be a 1x1.

[Larfleeze]

Derpestein said
This one time a couple had sex for procreational purposes

Holy shit

The terror

Speaking of procreational sex.

THERE I WAS walkin' down the road, now this past week has been rather foggy, so foggy even the lighthouse could not penetrate the thick mist that covered the land. Suddenly I heard a piercing wail of an infant from somewhere in the fog. It was creepy, Yarr!

[HollywoodMole]

Derpestein said
This one time a couple had sex for procreational purposesHoly shitThe terror

I guess you're having a panic attack now...

[aza]