Which spammer would win the hungry games

[Giygas]

And who would you ally with?

[Larfleeze]

80% of Spam would starve to death before anything happens because they don't know how to cook.

[Brand]

Larfleeze said
80% of Spam would starve to death before anything happens because they don't know how to cook.

I'm a chef at a Ruby Tuesdays, and happen to be an excellent campfire cook as well.

Be me, in the prestigious 20%.

Fade away chumps.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I would totally die but I'd bet on KB

[Aragorn]

Nah man. I'd be one of the blood thirsty capitol citizens.

[aza]

I'm gonna resort to cooking and eating you guys

[stark]

20% master race

[Doivid]

I can cook like crazy.

[aza]

I'd save one of these two^ and let them spice my bodies before I eat them.

[andromedene]

Everyone can cook but op haha

[Overwatch]

I love cooking!~ I would totally make you all food in such a situation.

[Holmishire]

I'm one hell-of-a dishwasher.

Y'all might be eating. But I have clean dishes.

[Dervish]

Nothing edible has yet to have not been roasted over a fire spit by me yet. I think I will be okay that way, plus I know where to find clean water and shelter for the most part.

If anything kills me, it'll probably be the arena pulling some bullshit maneuver that catches me by surprise or the fact I probably can't outrun the axe murderer chasing me down.

[Cpt Toellner]

You may claim to be able to cook, but how many of you have actually killed a wild animal intentionally before? How many of you know how to gut a dear, rabbit, or squirrel? As long as I avoided close-combat, im sure i could outlast most others.

[Larfleeze]

Cpt Toellner said
You may to be able to cook, but how many of you have actually killed a wild animal intentionally before? How many of you know how to gut a dear, rabbit, or squirrel? As long as I avoided close-combat, im sure i could outlast most others.

I stepped on a snail once...
Larfleeze: History's greatest monster

[Derpestein]

I'd win
Cause I'm fabulous
Duh

[K-97]

Isn't there a spammer who has been trained in the military?

Cause I'd bet on them.

[Awson]

K-97 said
Isn't there a spammer who has been trained in the military? Cause I'd bet on them.

He posted ITT. Take a guess.

My only chance would be to get lucky and get some gud gear from the cornucopia. Which includes some lucky kills or a lucky escape.

And then I'm going to need a sponsor to send me crackers or a portable DVD player w/ Survivor Man Season 1.

[Aragorn]

Derpestein said
I'd winCause I'm fabulousDuh

You'd be the first to die.

But in all seriousness, I'd have a good chance. Eagle Scout yo.

[mdk]

Cpt Toellner said
You may claim to be able to cook, but how many of you have actually killed a wild animal intentionally before? How many of you know how to gut a dear, rabbit, or squirrel? As long as I avoided close-combat, im sure i could outlast most others.

They brought us a chicken, and we snared a rabbit to go along with it. The instructor said he'd help us cook them, but only if we named them before we killed and skinned them. Nobody else had any ideas, so I named the rabbit Mulder and the chicken Skully. One of the other guys did Mulder. I did Skully with a stick -- pulverized the whole neck. There's this easy way to skin a rabbit -- you have to take the head off first, then you make a slit from the neck down to the tail across the belly, and a gash connecting each of the hind legs and the forelegs, then you pull the skin apart from the waist and kick the body out through the hole. You can do sort of the same thing on the chicken, but it breaks the shoulders off and of course you lose the skin, which tastes pretty good -- but if you're trying to conceal a campsite you really don't want to be plucking feathers, so that's the way to go.