I write. A lot. So I decided I would make a thread for people read some of the stories I write. And make fun of me. Or not. Up to you.
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Ethics In Psychology
September 15, 2014
Hello. My name is Jeff Johnson. Pretty boring name, I know, but what're you gonna do? I am currently attending a psychology class in High school; I'm a sophomore. I am going to record what I've learned in that class here. My dad says he did it in college and it helped him, so why not? Of course I'm not gonna do it every day that's ridiculous, I'm just going to summarize what we've learned so far every couple of days or so. The bell just rang, gotta go!
September 18, 2014
I don't wanna speak too soon, but I think I'm gonna like this class! It's so interesting! We're gonna talk about personalities and behaviors and the structures of the brain and more! I've already put myself down for Advanced Psychology for the last trimester. Our teacher is super nice and there are some pretty cute girls in there. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna like this class a lot.
September 28, 2014
It's been awhile since I wrote an entry. My workload has been massive from all my classes, especially Psychology. Just today we were taking notes on Ethics in Psychology. Apparently in the past there weren't much restrictions on what psychological experiments you could test on people, but today there's all kinds rules and stuff. Makes since I suppose, our teacher was telling us about John B. Watson, who did an experiment where he would let a boy play with a white rabbit for awhile and when the kid was fully distracted, he would smash cymbals behind his head. And he did this enough times so that whenever he brought the rabbit into the room, the kid would cry. Kinda mean, but no real damage. But our teacher said that would be classified as Unethical, so you'd get in trouble with whoever's in charge.
October 1, 2014
Today we talked about the Human Brain itself and what parts do what and what would happen if certain parts got damaged, etc. Not as engrossing( Heh, big word) as behavior or personality or disability, but interesting nonetheless. The teacher has told us that there will be a Psychology Project due the 22nd, our choice...I think I'll do mine on situation reaction.
October 7, 2014
So I got into a bit of trouble today, as I said in the last entry, I was gonna do my project on situation reaction or behavior, whatever you wanna call it. I decided to set up a break-in scenario (In my own house). I talked to a Senior friend of mine and asked him to be my "Robber" and I convinced my parents to take a night to go on a date, they deserved one anyway. There's a kid in my class no one talked to, so I thought I'd invite him over to be in my experiment (The Subject). Now one of the rules in Psychology is that the subject has to know about the experiment, well, as you could guess he couldn't know about or the thing would be ruined. So I had to break a rule. So what? Anyway we get to my house and start playing games; the "Robber" is supposed to show up a 7:15 pm, and make a big show out of getting the door open. He has a plastic gun that makes realistic gunshot noises, so it sounds like he's shooting up the place. He gets there on time and performs perfectly, I'm acting all scared and freaking this kid out, in my pocket is a audio recorder so I can listen to the experiment later. The kid gets so spooked he runs into the kitchen and grabs a knife. Uh-oh is right. The "Robber" comes busting through the door and this kid runs at him with the knife and plunges it right into his leg. The scream was one of pure agony. He fell to the ground and this kid jumps on top of him and starts going to town on his face. I have to pull him off and pin him down while calling the cops, because this kid is gone. He's crying and snotting all over, there's blood on his hands and he starts swatting at my face as I'm trying to talk to the lady on the phone. It was mayhem. But, I bet I'll get an A+ on this project.
October 10, 2014
WHAT A BITCH!!! F!? Just because I disregarded Ethics and caused a student to get injured?! Their sacrifices were necessary for the sake of the experiment! And now their pressing charges! FUCK! Did they not listen to the audio recording?? DO THEY NOT SEE THE GENIUS OF THIS EXPERIMENT!?!?! MORONS!! I'll fucking show them. I'll show everyone. Yeah. I just need to test an experiment even better than this one. Their insulted at my lack of creativity. That's it.
October 13, 2014
I've tracked the daily routine of that bitch who gave me an F on the project. She'll be my subject for this grand experiment. The trial is tomorrow morning, so I must do it tonight.
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Dammit, my parents found my entries. Their calling the cops right now gotta go stop them.
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Fuck. They messed it up, warned my teacher. I didn't want to do it, but they gave me no choice. My mother is a more optimal subject than my dad. I had to take a fork and jam it into his eyeball. The squelching sound it made and his shrieks made the blood spurting from his eye all the more satisfying to watch. Serves him right. Fucking up my plans. He's laying on the floor, his face covered in blood and fluids from his eyeball. Like dozens of crimson rivers and streams flowing down the side of a mountain. I haven't taken out the fork. No need.
October 14, 2014
They fucked everything up. Cops came busting in before I could get everything ready, had to grab my laptop and run. Dammit!!! How can I show them my genius if they keep fucking it up!!!! I was also able to grab a gun, if those fucks want me, they can have these bullets as well!!!
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I Wsa Able to GIt theM, buuuuuuuuttt= they shotbn me ALoT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKPEVVVVVVVVVVVok,c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,xdew.
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Ethics In Psychology
September 15, 2014
Hello. My name is Jeff Johnson. Pretty boring name, I know, but what're you gonna do? I am currently attending a psychology class in High school; I'm a sophomore. I am going to record what I've learned in that class here. My dad says he did it in college and it helped him, so why not? Of course I'm not gonna do it every day that's ridiculous, I'm just going to summarize what we've learned so far every couple of days or so. The bell just rang, gotta go!
September 18, 2014
I don't wanna speak too soon, but I think I'm gonna like this class! It's so interesting! We're gonna talk about personalities and behaviors and the structures of the brain and more! I've already put myself down for Advanced Psychology for the last trimester. Our teacher is super nice and there are some pretty cute girls in there. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna like this class a lot.
September 28, 2014
It's been awhile since I wrote an entry. My workload has been massive from all my classes, especially Psychology. Just today we were taking notes on Ethics in Psychology. Apparently in the past there weren't much restrictions on what psychological experiments you could test on people, but today there's all kinds rules and stuff. Makes since I suppose, our teacher was telling us about John B. Watson, who did an experiment where he would let a boy play with a white rabbit for awhile and when the kid was fully distracted, he would smash cymbals behind his head. And he did this enough times so that whenever he brought the rabbit into the room, the kid would cry. Kinda mean, but no real damage. But our teacher said that would be classified as Unethical, so you'd get in trouble with whoever's in charge.
October 1, 2014
Today we talked about the Human Brain itself and what parts do what and what would happen if certain parts got damaged, etc. Not as engrossing( Heh, big word) as behavior or personality or disability, but interesting nonetheless. The teacher has told us that there will be a Psychology Project due the 22nd, our choice...I think I'll do mine on situation reaction.
October 7, 2014
So I got into a bit of trouble today, as I said in the last entry, I was gonna do my project on situation reaction or behavior, whatever you wanna call it. I decided to set up a break-in scenario (In my own house). I talked to a Senior friend of mine and asked him to be my "Robber" and I convinced my parents to take a night to go on a date, they deserved one anyway. There's a kid in my class no one talked to, so I thought I'd invite him over to be in my experiment (The Subject). Now one of the rules in Psychology is that the subject has to know about the experiment, well, as you could guess he couldn't know about or the thing would be ruined. So I had to break a rule. So what? Anyway we get to my house and start playing games; the "Robber" is supposed to show up a 7:15 pm, and make a big show out of getting the door open. He has a plastic gun that makes realistic gunshot noises, so it sounds like he's shooting up the place. He gets there on time and performs perfectly, I'm acting all scared and freaking this kid out, in my pocket is a audio recorder so I can listen to the experiment later. The kid gets so spooked he runs into the kitchen and grabs a knife. Uh-oh is right. The "Robber" comes busting through the door and this kid runs at him with the knife and plunges it right into his leg. The scream was one of pure agony. He fell to the ground and this kid jumps on top of him and starts going to town on his face. I have to pull him off and pin him down while calling the cops, because this kid is gone. He's crying and snotting all over, there's blood on his hands and he starts swatting at my face as I'm trying to talk to the lady on the phone. It was mayhem. But, I bet I'll get an A+ on this project.
October 10, 2014
WHAT A BITCH!!! F!? Just because I disregarded Ethics and caused a student to get injured?! Their sacrifices were necessary for the sake of the experiment! And now their pressing charges! FUCK! Did they not listen to the audio recording?? DO THEY NOT SEE THE GENIUS OF THIS EXPERIMENT!?!?! MORONS!! I'll fucking show them. I'll show everyone. Yeah. I just need to test an experiment even better than this one. Their insulted at my lack of creativity. That's it.
October 13, 2014
I've tracked the daily routine of that bitch who gave me an F on the project. She'll be my subject for this grand experiment. The trial is tomorrow morning, so I must do it tonight.
...
Dammit, my parents found my entries. Their calling the cops right now gotta go stop them.
...
Fuck. They messed it up, warned my teacher. I didn't want to do it, but they gave me no choice. My mother is a more optimal subject than my dad. I had to take a fork and jam it into his eyeball. The squelching sound it made and his shrieks made the blood spurting from his eye all the more satisfying to watch. Serves him right. Fucking up my plans. He's laying on the floor, his face covered in blood and fluids from his eyeball. Like dozens of crimson rivers and streams flowing down the side of a mountain. I haven't taken out the fork. No need.
October 14, 2014
They fucked everything up. Cops came busting in before I could get everything ready, had to grab my laptop and run. Dammit!!! How can I show them my genius if they keep fucking it up!!!! I was also able to grab a gun, if those fucks want me, they can have these bullets as well!!!
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I Wsa Able to GIt theM, buuuuuuuuttt= they shotbn me ALoT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKPEVVVVVVVVVVVok,c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,xdew.