Professor_Wyvern said
I'm just a barber! I cut hair, shave the face, pull teeth, amputate limbs and other assorted things! But I have not once killed man through shaving! How dare you accuse me!Just come to my shop and I'll give you *Menancingly sharpens straight razor on strop, while humming a merry tune*
You seeing this guy? My appreciation for him is balancing on a knifes edge
Put simply he's cutting it close when it comes to making friends here...