[OOC] Estermere - A Medieval Fantasy Roleplay

[The Fated Fallen]

Got to say, that would probably be the weapon I'm best with in real life (at least as far as swords go)

[The Fated Fallen]

“Oh Elric senpai, I’m so glad you noticed me. Most people just notice my big nose.”
“Oh but my dear Gukb, that is your best feature. Truly a delicate point on your chiseled features.”
The goblin blushes "Oh Elric senpai, you are so good to me."

[Professor_Wyvern]

Hold on, it isn't anime enough. Let me give a crack at it.

A luminescent pink blush graced Gukb's face. His lips were trembling a bit as he managed to speak out the words, "Oh Elric-senpai, I'm so glad you noticed me. Most people just notice my big nose." He said as he glanced away from Elric. Gukb had it hard when he transfered to Estermere High.
Elric knelt down before Gukb, and lifted his chin, as he raised it to face his own face. "You don't need to call me senpai." He tilted his head, as his eyes twinkled a bit, as he spoke next, "Oh but my dear Gukb, that is your best feature. Truly a delicate point on your chiseled features. The other students lack such a beautiful mark..." He then embraced Gukb as cherry blossoms blew in the wind.

He knew he had to protect Gukb-kohai from the Twelth Demon King, who was bound to make his ascension unless the Estermere Tokusentai Senshi Force could stop it...

How's that?

[Feigling]

[Professor_Wyvern]

... But not, because the Kitsune Nobunga burst through and the Estermere Tokusentai Senshi Force had to fight them off.

[The Fated Fallen]

What can I say? I bow to the master of smuttery

[Professor_Wyvern]

YES... YESS... BOW, BOW AND KNEEL MASSES! BOW AND KNEEEEEL!

[Feigling]

They died as they lived...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Shipping.

[The Fated Fallen]

YEEEEAAH!

[Professor_Wyvern]

Welp, I've got a murder mystery to solve then. Crime Scene Investigators, lift the prints you damn monkeys!

[The Fated Fallen]

Print lifting sir!
(psst, how do we do that?)

[Professor_Wyvern]

*Smokes a cigarette before tossing it away, and shaking head* Damn rookie. YOU have got specialized lifting pads, sticky so they can copy the image after dusting it so the prints are visible!

[Feigling]

No-one even noticed the ponies on the banner.

That is exactly how every "erotic" novel's plot works. It's either all filler, making the sex the only well described part, or actually a decent story with a sex scene crowbarred in awkwardly through the middle of it all.

[The Fated Fallen]

I noticed the ponies, I just let it slide. It wasn't important to the point

[Professor_Wyvern]

Same here. IT WAS FILLER, AH, AH, GET IT, REFERENCE TO THE ABOVE!?

WOKKA WOKKA.

[Feigling]

I don't get the reference...

[Feigling]

The Fated Fallen said
I noticed the ponies, I just let it slide. It wasn't important to the point

Let it slide? LET IT SLIDE!?

Initially, I didn't notice them either. I just noticed them, which is why I pointed them out.

[Professor_Wyvern]

It's BEAAARLY above... WOKKA WOKKA.

Twas about the erotic novels being filler, and the ponies being filler, and the banner...

I'll take my leave, off the stage. The joke and explanation were UNBEAAARABLE...

WOKKA WOKKA

[Feigling]

Erotic pony novels. With goblins and barbers. Fighting gnolls.

Search that on google. I dare you.

[BingTheWing]

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=erotic+pony+novels+with+goblins+and+barbers+fighting+gnolls&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8