Ehhhh aguuu

[K-97]

I really want the last post.

[aza]

Sherlock I need you to buy me a new tablet thanks

[Larfleeze]

K-97 said
I really want the last post.

Naw

[stark]

Azarthes said
Sherlock I need you to buy me a new tablet thanks

Why do I need to buy it for you? Get yo'self job, lazy.

[aza]

Sherlock Holmes said
Why do I need to buy it for you? Get yo'self job, lazy.

I have one but I just spent a lot of money and I'm poor

[stark]

Azarthes said
I have one but I just spent a lot of money and I'm poor

I just put down new floors throughout my whole place and ordered a custom made couch -- I'm tapped out. Sorry.

[Dervish]

I'll buy you a tablet. I'll even deliver to your door so I can enjoy the anguished look on your face when I smash it. <3

[aza]

Sherlock Holmes said
I just put down new floors throughout my whole place and ordered a custom made couch -- I'm tapped out. Sorry.

Damn
That's expensive I'll just take serve tablet idea

[Halo]

Dervish said
I'll buy you a tablet. I'll even deliver to your door so I can enjoy the anguished look on your face when I smash it. <3

Why do you hate sugary delicious treats, Dervish? What happened to you to make your heart so dark?

[Overwatch]

Halo said
Why do you hate sugary delicious treats, Dervish? What happened to you to make your heart so dark?

"Pancakes are too sweet for the bitter pain that consumes his heart."
or something like that.

[Dervish]

Halo said
Why do you hate sugary delicious treats, Dervish? What happened to you to make your heart so dark?

Something about my parents being cultists who tried to summon demons to do their bidding and got me instead. It's a long story that somehow ends with me winding up on Earth after crashing the alien mothership when I took a leak on something I shouldn't have.