My ghetto neighborhood

[NotAMouse]

some lady is chasing her tiny scraggly dog around around the neighborhood telling it to get its 'motherfucking stupid hairy fucking ass' back in the house

AY

AY

BACK IN DA HAUS

GIT YER MOTHERFUGGIN STOOPID HARRY FUCKIN' AYUSS BACK IN DA HOUS

then another neighbor gets in on the fun and leans over his balcony like

HEY SHUT UP WE GOT KIDS DEY DON'T NEED TA HEAR DAT LANGUAGE


meanwhile i'm just sitting in my house like

halp

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Well, at least it's not a drug bust.

[Foxxie]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Well, at least it's not a drug bust.

Plot twist: the dog's full of drugs. The dog swallowed a shit ton of the woman's stash and now she's desperate to get his hairy, motherfucking ass back in da haus so she can strangle him.

[NotAMouse]

would not be surprised.

[Aragorn]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Well, at least it's not a drug bust.

That shit is fun to watch.

[The Nexerus]

Why do you live in this horrible neighbourhood? Go be homeless somewhere fancy. Cheaper, and less likely to result in you getting stabbed.

[Svenn]

Taaj. It's what Michigan is all about