The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

[TP]

Foxxie said
Be my guest and take your destiny into your own hands, if you'd like. If you create yourself, you may not fit majorly into this first update, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. I am still figuring out the placement of a few major pieces as I type this.

You do it pls. I feel like a fictional female TP should totally be handled by you.

[The Nexerus]

It bugs me a ton that a city literally called 'Three Rivers' does not border a single river.

[Holmishire]

The Nexerus said
It bugs me a ton that a city literally called 'Three Rivers' does not border a single river.

Maybe they're referring to the three rivers pointing at it, though some distance away?

Or maybe the rivers dried!

I dunno, but my Mom comes from there, so that city better stay safe, yo.

[Jorick]

Foxxie said
Updated the map.

So New Harrowton is a capital city, eh? I approve.

[Foxxie]

The Nexerus said
It bugs me a ton that a city literally called 'Three Rivers' does not border a single river.

You're welcome.

Although it technically doesn't, it is named as such because of its proximity to the three rivers that it uses to bolster trade. Trois-Riviere is Börsegeld's most lucrative center of commerce and trade, replacing Porto-di-Angela and the now-ruined harbor cities surrounding it.

I was debating using a huge dot to bridge the three rivers that come closest to it, but then I figured that no one would care quite as much as I do.

E: And I just edited because I'd been thinking about it for approximately ten hours straight and that is simply too much time.

[Alphakoka]

Foxxie said
it is named as such because of its proximity to the three rivers that it uses to bolster trade. Trois-Riviere is Börsegeld's most lucrative center of commerce and trade, replacing Porto-di-Angela and the now-ruined harbor cities surrounding it.

So, Fellhall is Ensis main place for retirement homes?

[Cpt Toellner]

The only retirement is death.

[genghismike]

Taaj said
i did it on purpose for a reason, mikey mike

O.o oh wow, haven't been called mikey mike in ages.

Brings back memories of school.

[Beatrix]

Sorry it's taken me so long, Foxxie dear!

Name: Beatrix Starflower
Affiliation: Reside in Börsegeld, but hold no loyalty to any nation.
Special Trait: A hermit with her herbs. Her needles are bloody from the many things she makes and just cares for (almost) anyone who comes through her door.
Names of Towns: Shurg
Prose/Verse: However you want to do it. If you want to challenge yourself by pushing the writing to an atypical manner, go for it :D

[Foxxie]

I'm wrapping up the post now. I should be able to fit you all in in this intro, but if not, you will be making an appearance shortly.

[The Nexerus]

Foxxie said And I just edited because I'd been thinking about it for approximately ten hours straight and that is simply too much time.

I am flattered to have been so thought provoking.

[Foxxie]

The intro post will be up tomorrow afternoon. I want to read it for glaring errors rather than pointing and shooting with it. You'll have to excuse my fussiness and desire for sleep.

[aza]

Foxxie
Do you have no concept of yolo?

[Foxxie]

Azarthes said
FoxxieDo you have no concept of yolo?

Nope, but that is because I am a humorless faux-Buddhist.

[aza]

Foxxie said
Nope, but that is because I am a humorless faux-Buddhist.

I don't have a reply so I'll link a video instead

[Sole]

Sole said
Name: Mr. FloydAffiliation: NoneSpecial Trait: No one can notice this character aside from the author and readers, making this character untouchable by the other characters. On the same token, this character does not have the ability to do anything of significance that would not be considered neutral.Names of Towns: Names Town, Town of Names, and the Town of Many NamesProse/Verse: Every new posts starts with an inspirational haiku regarding Taco Bell. Every mid section of a post requires a ballad of the letter "E." Every conclusion of a post requires a soliloquy focusing on the hardships the white male American faces because of reverse racism. And every post must include a poll that gives players absolute control over what a random character will eat in your post. Before those polls can be conducted, another poll will be done to determine this character. You must request character submissions by your readers.

Excuse me this is a serious post and I've been checking your map and have noticed there's none of those towns names

[PrimezTime]

Put me on the winning side.