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[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

And shut be put down.

[Marik]

I’ll put you down.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Well that escalated quickly but not necessarily unexpectedly.

[Marik]

So is that a yes or a no for the sex, and remember, no means yes.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

wat

[Marik]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
wat

Well, seeing how there’s nobody else here, I can have my way with you without negative consequences… That’s how these threads work right?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I'm having terrible flashbacks of when I was a newbie to Spam and not used to thread molestation.

I mean, aha, so you finally reveal your true feelings for me! (I knew it all along)

[Awson]

Weirdos

[aza]

Marik said
Well, seeing how there’s nobody else here, I can have my way with you without negative consequences… That’s how these threads work right?

Marik bby

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Azarthes said
Marik bby

Go away Aza, Marik is mine now.

[aza]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Go away Aza, Marik is mine now.

fuck you im gonna make her mai waifu

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Azarthes said
fuck you im gonna make her mai waifu

[aza]

I'm going to invert your eyeballs so you see your brain try to think of a way to get out of your current situation
then I will draw eyes on the other side of your eyeballs so you see out of that side as well and install a rotary system to make your eyes spin to get you permanently motion sick.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I don't get motion sickness, your plan is fatally flawed.

[aza]

You will a 300k rpm
fuck the earth

[Marik]

When I went out to the store, I didn’t expect this thread to go in the direction it went. That’s right fuckers, fight over the D. Earn your share.

[aza]

I'm a pitbull
that D is mine

[Hank]

On a slightly related note, Marik, is that you in your avatar? I vaguely remember something about you identifying as a woman but being a guy. Are you experimenting with wigs and make-up and so on?

[Awson]

Hank said
On a slightly related note, Marik, is that you in your avatar? I vaguely remember something about you identifying as a woman but being a guy. Are you experimenting with wigs and make-up and so on?

You don't just ask those things, Hank.

Well are you, Marik?

[Hank]

In the category of things I do recognize, your avatar and signature are from the Matrix and the Animatrix respectively, no?