got a pound of beef jerky next to me

[aza]

Do you want my meat in your mouth? Come get it baby


I swear if I double threaded I'm gonna die

[HollywoodMole]

... Why would you eat that?

[aza]

Because getting jerky from a redneck butcher is one f the many joy foods in life

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

beef jerky < venison jerky

[aza]

But
They were out of it
And ive never had it
So

[Halo]

I love jerky, and I never get it. So actually yes, I'd love your meat in my mouth. Give it to me.

[aza]

Halo said
I love jerky, and I never get it. So actually yes, I'd love your meat in my mouth. .

Guess ur gonna have to fly out

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Azarthes said
But They were out of it And ive never had itSo

Go kill a deer. Do it.

[Halo]

Azarthes said
Guess ur gonna have to fly out

brbplanetickets
I actually desperately want to go to the US again. California (where you live, no?) being one place in particular I'd like to see. I promise not to make a mess.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Go kill a deer. Do it.

Bambi's mum doe

[aza]

Yes I'm in thecali swag district

[The Nexerus]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
beef jerky < venison jerky

I can vouch for this.

[Frizan]

Venison jerky is pretty legit.

[Halo]

Azarthes said
Yes I'm in thecali swag district

You changed your sig. You can't use the word swag anymore. Boo.

[aza]

Halo said
You changed your sig. You can't use the word swag anymore. Boo.

You're not even my real mom
You can't tell me what to do

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Halo said
Bambi's mum doe

See what you did deer

[Halo]

Azarthes said
You're not even my real momYou can't tell me what to do

I didn't even know I was your fake mum. Wow, I'm a shitty parent.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
See what you did deer

[Marik]

Let me wet that dry meat with my mouth

I’ll wet your whistle

[aza]

Marik said
Let me wet that dry meat with my mouthI’ll wet your whistle

Oh baby it's all peppered up
so it's extra
hot.
mmmpjh?

[Cpt Toellner]

i can't even.

[Marik]

We’re one step away from just making a porn movie.