Who am I?

[Frizan]

At every turn, I'm being asked who the fuck I am. Well, now I'm gonna tell ya!

My name is Blur-biguls von Dinkleburg, and I am a dwarf. I am four feet tall and weigh two hundred and fifty pounds, and I like walks along the beach, busty wenches, and good mead. I also have a brother, Count Vidleschmirtz III, who rides a cougar made out of chainsaws on fire.

I've finally cleared that up! You lot happy now?

(Don't you even fucking dare, Doivid)

[Hank]

[aza]

Can you repeat that, I didn't actually catch your name there?

[Frizan]

Hank said

No you, Hank.

Azarthes said
Can you repeat that, I didn't actually catch your name there?

I swear on me mum I'll hit ye in yer gob with me hammer.

[aza]

Aww look at him guys

he thinks he's people

[Frizan]

Azarthes said
Aww look at him guyshe thinks he's people

You got something against dwarves?

I always knew you were a fucking racist, Aza.

[aza]

Frizan said
You got something against dwarves?I always knew you were a fucking racist, Aza.

I've never denied my racism
I've said the words "Yay racism" quite recently thank you.

[scribz]

Frizan said
At every turn, I'm being asked who the fuck I am. Well, now I'm gonna tell ya!

My name is Blur-biguls von Dinkleburg, and I am a dwarf. I am four feet tall and weigh two hundred and fifty pounds, and I like walks along the beach, busty wenches, and good mead. I also have a brother, Count Vidleschmirtz III, who rides a cougar made out of chainsaws on fire.

I've finally cleared that up! You lot happy now?

(Don't you even fucking dare, Doivid)

All of this is irrelevant.

What part of this thread is relevant and worth appraisal is that I sang the title in hugh jackman's voice, and then proceeded to do so for the following 10 minutes.

10/10, best thread yet.

[Jorick]

Who the fuck is this guy? Who let another randumb kid into Spam?

Ugh.

[scribz]

Jorick said
Who the fuck is this guy? Who let another randumb kid into Spam?Ugh.

gtfo jorick, fucking n00b.

[The Imagination]

*lurks in*

Jorick said
Who the fuck is this guy? Who let another randumb kid into Spam?Ugh.

*creeps out*

[Frizan]

Guys, please

You're breaking my Irony Detector

Plzstop

[The Imagination]

Frizan said
Guys, pleaseYou're breaking my Irony DetectorPlzstop

who are you really though

[Overwatch]

The Imagination said
who are you really though

I haven't seen you around. Judging on how long I've been lurking, I think it might be appropriate to ask who YOU are.

[Hank]

Who the fuck are any of you anyway?

[Foxxie]

Hank said
Who the fuck are any of you anyway?

I recognize all of them except for you, Hank. Did you cross over from Off-Topic or something?

[Overwatch]

Hank said
Who the fuck are any of you anyway?

I'm inconsequential. You don't need to know.

Foxxie said
I recognize all of them except for you, Hank. Did you cross over from Off-Topic or something?

You remember me? I'm flattered~

[Walker of Darkness]

And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!

[aza]

Walker of Darkness said
And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!

I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you

[Holmishire]

Overwatch said
I haven't seen you around. Judging on how long I've been lurking, I think it might be appropriate to ask who YOU are.

It's okay, I'm familiar with them.