I hit the epitome of lazy

[aza]

I started using a knife to sharpen a pencil because my sharpner is in the other room

[Doivid]

Im gonna use a knife to sharpen you, babe.

[aza]

Doivid said
Im gonna use a knife to sharpen you, babe.

I love when you use your teeth

[PrimezTime]

Doivid said
Im gonna use a knife to sharpen you, babe.

Fuck you turn me on.