[OOC] Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Once upon a time, in a land filled with magic, a race of goblins lived. Their King, wwas one loved by many. He only came out once a year to give his speach. But,, one day, he was kiddnapped! Itts only ten days before the kings speach!

Thats where you come in.

Recusue the king before the gobilns find out!

Race CS

Description of your Race
What are they Like? Are they stinky, Like Smart Chad?
Pros; At Least 3
Cons; At Least 3

Ancient Goat

Being the oldest race, The Ancient Goats are the Smartest. They look just like a normal Earth Goat. Their Intelligence is unrivaled by the other two races. They are also known for their Telekinesis abilities, which is how they build their great Steam-Powered Machines.
PRO

• Great Intelligence


• Telekinesis


• Being a Goat


• Access to Steam-Powered Machines

CONS

• Can't Pick up things without Telekinesis


• Physical abilities are limited to the Physical abilities of a Goat.

SpellBorn

The Spell Born
The Spell Born are the most "Human-like" of all of the races. Having pure magic (or made of it) They can apply magic to almost every thing they do. Their eyes Glow the color of The element they are closest to, which is how they use magic.
PROS

• The Usage of Magic


• Night Vision


• Magic Detection

CONS

• Can only use The element they are closest to, or Best at.


• Using magic is physically draining, putting strain on the body


• Those Glowing eyes are Creepy

Goblin

Goblins are the Strongest of all the races. And the most gullible. They will fight for anything, as long as they're fighting for something.
PROS

• Strength


• Speed


• Small, great for Thieves

CONS

• Lowest Intelligence


• Fight for ANYTHING


• attracted to Ale, gets drunk easly

CS

Finally. Its Done.
Name: What's Your name, Dope?
Age: How old are you? Simple.
Gender: Don't Make me Check.
Race: any Race you may or may not like.
Appearance: Apparently, We're Blind. Please tell us.
Main Weapon: What you going to use to kill people?
Personality:What are you like. I've been told I can be a b*tch.
Other: For example, Magic? Doush Level? Anything you deem Worthy of the CS

[Xzayler]

Weehee! Finally! I'll copy my CS as soon as I dont feel so lazy.
Btw, is there nothing more we have to know? Do we just invent the rest?

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Thats for me to know and you to find out.

[Bluebe123]

Will post CS here soon.

[BluSpyReturns]

Bluebe123 said
Will post CS here soon.

me ol' cs that i posted in the ol' thread:

Name: Moneh Jr. (couldn't think of a name, so, random)
Age: 42.
Gender: Male
Race: Ancient Goat
Appearance:
Main Weapon: Anything Moneh finds that can be a weapon. Using his telekinesis.
Personality: Moneh Jr. can be a odd goat. He also may give that occasional joke, that will obviously, be a bad one. If no one laughs at his odd, idiotic joke, he will most likely throw a fit and throw something at them.
Other: He hates goblins because they never seem to laugh at his jokes. He throws odd objects at Goblin's most the time. Moneh also likes mud... that dirty goat.

[Teoinsanity]

can i be a good goblin?

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Yes.

[Bluebe123]

Teoinsanity said
can i be a good goblin?

GO BACK TO GENERIC TABLETOP RPS, YA RACIST ELVEN BASTARD! (I don't see why not, really. But remember to be wacky and fit in with the RP's style.)

[Bluebe123]

Name: Scabhacker the Twentieth, AKA "Scabby"
Age: Twenty-seven
Gender: Male
Race: Goblin
Appearance: A green-skinned, twiggy pseudo-nudist. All he wears is a kilt.
Main Weapon: A gargantuan flail that's bigger than him. Surprisingly, he can lift it with relative ease. He's good at swinging things due to practice with it.
Personality: Scabby is a complete bastard and will take any chance to make a snarky comment. He probably doesn't feel any guilt for it. Or anything, really.
Other: He hates Elves. Because they're Elves and nobody actually likes Elves. They're just barely tolerated.

[BluSpyReturns]

am i acept

[ChadsWorth The Third]

Yis.

[Teoinsanity]

name:Bibble the Troll techie
age:14
race:troll
gender:male
appearnce:a blue skinned troll wearing a tuxedo and has a tool belt on his waist
main weapon:explosives,lots and lots of explosives
personality:a good hearted troll with a nack for blowing stuff up,and also fixing things,he likes to always quip.no one is immune to his quiping ,also he can annoy anyone.

[Bluebe123]

Teoinsanity said
name:Bibble the Troll techieage:14race:trollgender:maleappearnce:a blue skinned troll wearing a tuxedo and has a tool belt on his waistmain weapon:explosives,lots and lots of explosivespersonality:a good hearted troll with a nack for blowing stuff up,and also fixing things,he likes to always quip.no one is immune to his quiping ,also he can annoy anyone.

There is no Troll race... You could make one.

Also, do trolls not live for very long? 14 isn't that great an age for a mercenary...

[Teoinsanity]

Bluebe123 said
There is no Troll race... You could make one.Also, do trolls not live for very long? 14 isn't that great an age for a mercenary...

you're an age-ist(yes i just made that up)

stop being an age-ist

[Bluebe123]

Teoinsanity said
you're an age-ist(yes i just made that up)stop being an age-ist

Stop being an SJW.

And have some common sense, would anyone hire a 14 year old to do killing?

[Teoinsanity]

Bluebe123 said
Stop being an SJW.And have some common sense, would hire a 14 year old to do killing?

*raises hand*

[Bluebe123]

Teoinsanity said
*raises hand*

Well, you aren't alone.

But let's be serious, you have to either make the Troll race become mature by 14 or you have to have a cruddy character...... Or an awesome parody of one!

[Teoinsanity]

Bluebe123 said
Well, you aren't alone.But let's be serious, you have to either make the Troll race become mature by 14 or you have to have a cruddy character...... Or an awesome parody of one!

i choose parody

tvtropes said
This was pretty common in medieval Muslim kingdoms. An atabeg (literally "father-prince" in Turkish, but more like godfather/stepfather) was sometimes appointed to teach and assist a minor on the throne. Eventually, atabeg became a hereditary title roughly equivalent to duke or somesuch. The most famous hereditary atabegs are the Zengids, the rulers of Mosul; they are directly responsible for the Second Crusade (thanks to their pressure on the Kingdom of Jerusalem) and indirectly responsible for the Third (Saladin was their trusted lieutenant who took over Egypt for them; he quickly exploited the fact that the atabeg was a minor (!) to consolidate control over Greater Syria as well.

[Bluebe123]

Teoinsanity said
i choose parody

Oh, okay then!

You still need to make a race sheet, Chad's rules.

[Teoinsanity]

oh and look at the edit i made