New to spam

[Derpestein]

HollywoodMole said
... Damn.

Holy shit mole where the fuck have you been you not very well known spam newbie that left after a while mole.
Jesus.

What a reentrance.

Welcome back, person who promptly leaves.

[Doivid]

code gary said
it looked too earnest to be some kind of meta ironic maneuver, it looks like spam users definitely take themselves too seriously in our year of 2014

just o-

no I guess you could say it about a fair few of them.

[Aragorn]

code gary said
it looked too earnest to be some kind of meta ironic maneuver, it looks like spam users definitely take themselves too seriously in our year of 2014

By the Old Gods and the New, what did you ******* say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as nipples on a breastplate. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind. You think you can get away with sending messages like that to me with a raven? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless Men across Westeros and your holdfast is being scouted right now, you just woke the Dragon, bastard. The Dragon that burns up this pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Night’s Watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying your debts, you witless fool. I will sacrifice you to the Drowned Gods. You’re ******* dead, bastard.