Google Picture War

[TheUnknowable]

I'll just make you a new one.

[AlteredTundra]

I'll just make you a new one.

@TheUnknowable

[Wade Wilson]

CUE THE FUNTAGE!

[TheUnknowable]

For when a Vulcan neck pinch isn't enough, there's the Vulcan neck crush.

[Wade Wilson]

For when a phaser isn't enough, here's the phaser rifle.

[WilsonTurner]

For when you want to use something that is very physical to destroy other things that are physical. Works best against: Everything.

#RailgunsFTW

The simple fact is that an energy weapon could not ever have the stopping power as a kinetic weapon could. If you want to destroy something, if you want to blast it apart, you use kinetic. If you want precision, and cutting someone's heart out from three kilometers away without destroying anything else, use a laser or phaser or whatever the hell.

But if you want something DEAD, you use a high-velocity railgun.

[TheUnknowable]

Miniature nuclear bomb launchers, because sometimes even a rail gun doesn't pack enough of a punch.

[Keyguyperson]

Fat Man? Please, the real life version is way more powerful.

[AlteredTundra]

Fat Man? Please, the real life version is way more powerful.

@Keyguyperson

[Keyguyperson]

Aside from being strong enough to break California off of the mainland if targeted correct (therefore creating new beachside real estate), there's NO WAY Superman would be able to outrun it.

[Duthguy]

[AlteredTundra]

[Billsomething]

[Wade Wilson]

My camouflage is better.

[WilsonTurner]

[Wade Wilson]

Dogmeat is way better.
^{Look at that goddamn doggy face.}

[WilsonTurner]

Skydog better.

[Wade Wilson]

I'm better.

[WilsonTurner]

[Bad Ass Muppet]