Oh dear. This is a bit of a pickle isn't it? I am in your home, seemingly unarmed, but looking haggard, battered, and covered in blood. And there you are. In your Family Guy pajamas with a bad case of bedhead and a revolver you barely know how to use. This is a bad thing for you mostly. There are a number of ways this could go down and none of them are good. One, you could point the gun at me and shout at me to get on the ground, which in any other circumstance, would be a reasonable course of action. But it won't work. Two, you could fire a shot into the air hoping to scare me off. That won't work either. Three, you could rush to the phone and call the police. What you plan to do after that I don't know, but I would be forced to kill you regardless. And four, you could simply let me go, but we both know you won't do that. Or you could try to shoot me. But that wouldn't work. It seems I'll be forced to kill you, or at the very least wipe your memory. Of course a memory wiping spell would be very unstable and you could forget very crucial parts of your life. And I don't want to do that to someone, so I'm going to kill you. But, before I do, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. You'd probably be dead by the end of the week anyway. How, you ask? Well there are civilian casualties in any war, but this one will probably go down as the worst civilian death count in history. No war? Why, this war has been going on for the last 200 years. It's just going public this week. Anyway, I have to be going, so I'll make it quick. How about a painless destroy brain spell? Ha. Like you have a choice.

O.O Well this sounds fun.

> O.O Well this sounds fun. What *s*he said. I'm interested in being a magician. read some books, got some ideas.

I'm a woman. ....>.>

> I'm a woman. ....>.> Sheesh, awkward :p Anyway, glad you guys are interested, I got big things planned.

> I'm a woman. ....>.> That's what she said. Literally. Haaaah! Get it? Sorry Wriggle, you have my most humble apologies. I'll make corrections ASAP and give your character a biased... um. Give your character support first-thing once it's reasonable.

....I don't personally care if you refer to me as a guy or a girl, I just wanted to let you know. ^-^ All good in the neighborhood. And yay! Big things! ...Don't make penis jokes.

We could start with just us and add players as we go, but I'd prefer to start with at least 5.

I'm chill with waiting. Haha, get to smoke a bowl before starting the cs. Tonight is a good night.

> ....I don't personally care if you refer to me as a guy or a girl, I just wanted to let you know. > > ^-^ All good in the neighborhood. > > And yay! Big things! ...Don't make penis jokes. My apologies anyways. And I won't make those jokes- my opinion of someone usually drops pretty quickly if they find those Hal-air-yee-us. Why would I make them? No, me no like that.

Interested.

Gooood Wilson hahaha, good. -Pets like a good boy.-

 After all, when I'm on the internet, eye-browse. 

Oh...oh god no haha....T-T

I'm in :D

I could be in depends on the plot

Nice, I'll have an OOC up shortly

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/75420/posts/ooc

Awh hell yeah!