Men vs. Women Race to 1000

[Dedonus]

512 I would shy away from that. We don't want them to plan out an hour where they just spam this thread to get the number down again. >.<

[Lord Pie]

513 - true that.

[gowia]

514

[The Silver Paladin]

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[Dedonus]

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[Lord Pie]

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[Inertia]

518 Lord Pie, why do pies taste good?

[Mtntopview]

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[Lord Pie]

521 - well, that is quite the question. I shall answer thusly - The first and most important part of any pie, is the crust. It's all got to do with the balanced interaction of gluten and fat making the perfect not to soggy not to hard crust. The underlying difficulty in the perfect technique comes during the first stage of cutting the butter into the flour, but to digress you need to know what your doing with the ingredients if you want to make it perfect. Lots if cooking books get this all wrong all the time. Secondly it's all about the filling, to which the world is your oyster. Anything pie. Once you have the perfect crust method down, this is the easy bit. Consider pie, a gift from the beyond. They taste so good because there is something for everyone. Except apple pies. They are evil and not good. Eat cherry pie instead.

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522 I actually agree with Pie there. Apple pie is the worse, and if peeps say i hate freedom because of that well i bring up the past.

[Lord Pie]

523 - pah, freedom. Freedom is anarchy. Anarchy is bad - at least for big country's filled with people anyway.

[Inertia]

524, I've been enlightened, how could I be so blind. Also, I am assuming wine taste best with Pie?

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525 Wine tastes good with anything.

[Lord Pie]

526 It does indeed - also some pie has wine within. Or ale, steak n ale pie ftw.

[Inertia]

527, Wine does taste good with almost everything.

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[Lord Pie]

589 - took me quite a while to enjoy wine. Even now I only like white n rose, and really really expensive reds. Some wine tastes god aweful.

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590 when i take a chick on a date i drink wine. But mostly i drink something harder.

[Lord Pie]

591 - I can't really seem to get drunk on beer, and it takes lots of wine to do it. I'm a spirit person, I've come to realise. Shots and with mixers.