What the hell should we call you?
"Oh, how rude of me! My name is Kremstal, I hope the pleasure of meeting you is mutual."
What....are you even?
"I am a Witch, of course. Aha, not like the ones who dance with moonlight and enjoy playing under the stars, though I'm not opposed to that. To put it in simplified terms, think of us as beings who have transcended normal humanity to become "fantasies".
And where the heck are you from?
"Aha, Earth, naturally." (When the Seagulls Cry)
How friggin' old are you anyway?
"It is impolite to ask a Lady such a question, I would have thought you educated enough to know such a thing. It matters not I suppose, I cannot blame you for your ignorance~"
You a lady or a dude or what..?
"I-I can't believe you would need to ask that after seeing me. Oh, are you perhaps a little slow? That would explain it, you poor thing."
So like...what are you like?
"Oh? My, aren't you forward my little lovely. Well, I suppose I am not too different from any woman of my standing and background, I don't wish to bore you with it, dear, its sometimes best to simply let someone be and watch them."
And what do you like?
"I enjoy the finer... fairer things in life, music, literature, luxury, and drink. Wine has lost its attraction to me over the years, so I am more taken to tea. As one who has exhausted the pleasures and pains of life, I enjoy playing games to pass the time. Would you like to participate in one, dear?"
Anything else we should know about...?
"Oh my, you seem very eager to pry into my personal affairs, I must say you leave me somewhat amazed, my little sweet.
Well, if you insist on knowing, my existence as a Witch is founded upon three ideas: Consumption, Excess, and Codification. They are my magical foundations from which I draw my power, and I have authority over them. I can perform a myriad of abilities beyond human scope- splendid bits of magic, if I do say so myself.
Oh, it might also be of importance that I mention something regarding my own susceptibility to magic. You see I had a rather eventful life and... well it was rather like a novel how much happened. Over the course of my life, I have managed to gain an above average natural resistance to the forces of hostile fantasy attacks."