Superbowl!

[mdk]

[Frizan]

That dumb superbowl section on the youtube homepage needs to go die in a fire.

[Larfleeze]

Less Superbowl, More Superb Owl pls

[Derpestein]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

[mdk]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

I understand it has something to do with bouncy balls.

[Derpestein]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

I understand it has something to do with bouncy balls.

@mdk

...Where in the name 'Super Bowl' does it reference bouncy balls? Or does this involve symbolism and metaphors?

[Rina]

The overhype for Seahawks is getting annoying these past two seasons. The elementary schools are having pep rallies for the super bowl, I had a friend text me that the sermon at church was even Seahawks themed and the stupid fireworks that goes off for every single point earned by the Seahawks (plus when the game starts and ends) this whole season in my neighborhood. Can they please loose so the hype here in Washington would end? I wouldn't mind at all.

[Larfleeze]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

[Mr_pink]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[Derpestein]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

Classy.

[Larfleeze]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

[Derpestein]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

[BrobyDDark]

The overhype for Seahawks is getting annoying these past two seasons. The elementary schools are having pep rallies for the super bowl, I had a friend text me that the sermon at church was even Seahawks themed and the stupid fireworks that goes off for every single point earned by the Seahawks (plus when the game starts and ends) this whole season in my neighborhood. Can they please loose so the hype here in Washington would end? I wouldn't mind at all.

@Kirra

Them losing would only make it worse.

[Larfleeze]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

[The Nexerus]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl?

@Derpestein

This man came up with it.

[Mr_pink]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

@Larfleeze

You would want to hold his balls wouldn't you.

[Larfleeze]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

@Larfleeze

You would want to hold his balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

You're next... No ones balls are safe.

[BrobyDDark]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

@Larfleeze

So YOU'RE the one behind the deflated footballs!

[Derpestein]

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

@Larfleeze

NOBODY COMES NEAR MY FOOTBALLS, BITCH. -waddles away on his shoes with balls attached to them- ... AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE, BITCHING FIRE KAMEHAMEHA!

[Gwazi Magnum]