[OOC] Under the Red Sun

[Nron]

As a GM: You're all rejected. ur not kool enuf

@UrbanEvolution

For those who didnt catch it: This is a joke. muchlikeurbanhimself

[UrbanEvolution]

Don't listen to this trumpet-playing cock mite, guys. You all look like competent, willing writers. Can't wait to see some characters.

@SepticGentleman

Bruh Anyways, you'll probably be seeing a lot of me. I'm a silly fool, so don't take anything I say seriously because I promise you it's not meant to be taken seriously (unless it is, and if it is, you'll know it is). I also look forward to reading your sheets. Also SepticGentleman is a troglodyte and will probably eat your first born child. Run while you still can.

For those who didnt catch it: This is a joke. muchlikeurbanhimself

@Nron

u wot m8

[Maxx]

So many new folks, it brings a tear to Maxx's eye.

@SepticGentleman

*sheds one manly tear* @Sibelius Looks good so far. If you have any questions, let me know. @UrbanEvolution Stfu n00b. @Fat Boy Kyle Okay. Kuruk checks out. You can go ahead and post him in the character section.

[UrbanEvolution]

@UrbanEvolution Stfu n00b.

@Maxx

[SirBeowulf]

My powers... they're ineffective! Everyone should have submitted to me by now. Oh, and I'll probably have a character up within' two days. Tomorrow is a college visit, so no time then.

[UrbanEvolution]

I will only submit to the mythical six fingered snake.

[SirBeowulf]

You mean this thing? Yeah, I've got like a hundred of them in a box. You want a few? Five bucks for a handful.

[UrbanEvolution]

1. Not a snake 2. Doesnt have six fingers. It has at limbs and has five on each limb (so a total of twenty). m8 u wot

[Maxx]

@sibelius YOU HAVE BROKEN THE ANCIENT EDICTS OF MATREM BY POSTING IN THE CHARACTER SHEET SECTION WHEN THE BIG FREAKING OBVIOUS RED SIGN SAID THAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT YET! PREPARE TO BE BOINKED BY A JABBERWOCK!

(I'm totally screwing with you. Just read the really big freaking obvious red sign next time, 'kay?)

[SepticGentleman]

@sibelius YOU HAVE BROKEN THE ANCIENT EDICTS OF MATREM BY POSTING IN THE CHARACTER SHEET SECTION WHEN THE BIG FREAKING OBVIOUS RED SIGN SAID THAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT YET! PREPARE TO BE BOINKED BY A JABBERWOCK!

(I'm totally screwing with you. Just read the really big freaking obvious red sign next time, 'kay?)

@Maxx

[UrbanEvolution]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILLL NOT HEAAAAAL

[Kimiyosis]

Are you still accepting characters?

[SepticGentleman]

Are you still accepting characters?

@Kimiyosis

Absolutable. Christ Maxx, you're swimming in entries.

[Maxx]

ANOTHER player? ALL HAIL BRASSICA PRIME! Yeah, we'll be accepting until Friday-ish.

[Kimiyosis]

Okay, just curious, under weapons. Would a length of chain attached to a heavy dagger be counted under medium or small?

[Maxx]

Depends; how long is the chain?

[Kimiyosis]

about two to three meters? Or on the other hand, thin garrote wires, of up to ten meters long instead of the chain?

[Maxx]

Hm...A three-meter chain may actually count as a large weapon. I mean, don't you need two hands to accurately use something that long?

[UrbanEvolution]

about two to three meters? Or on the other hand, thin garrote wires, of up to ten meters long instead of the chain?

@Kimiyosis

Ten meters? You are now weilding a knife attached to a piece of metal spagehetti. Good luck controlling that lol

ALL HAIL BRASSICA PRIME!

@Maxx

You and that damn cabbage.

[Fat Boy Kyle]

Oh no, not @SirBeowulf