Get Educated

[zombieaccount]

Here's educational images since spam is full of uneducated peoples who learn only by image. So let's post pictures to learn stuff.

[aza]

instructions unclear baby stuck in toaster

[zombieaccount]

I know. At least your computer didn't catch on fire. While last image I stole somewhere, this one comes directly from Carl Sagan who made some cartoon everyone gets wet for or something. I know it did because it came from the internet. I think if we all pitch in, we will have the level of scientific understanding JJ Abrams has.

[Keyguyperson]

Spaehssships mve in spaess. Dey uz rokkits.

[zombieaccount]

Here's a translation of keyguy's post: They also use probe on many planet. They scan stuff like rocks and atmosphere. The probes wanna find aliens, but they just find water or rock for most part. One day nasa or america or the chinese will send a probe to drill europa. There may be aliens in the water under the ice in orbit around jupiter in the outer solar system beyond mars and the asteroid belt who may be good or bad. They may even have television and jack in the box like we do. Not sure how they'd eat a burger or watch TV when under water though. Maybe they're smarter than us and made tech that doesn't die in the water. Whoops. Use to many words. Here's a picture to summarize all i just said:

[zombieaccount]

Shit. i think I use to many words and scare everyone away.

[BrobyDDark]

Fucking nerd With this science n shit

[zombieaccount]

Bobby needs education or he will never get that job at mcdonalds.

[Halo]

lol, this guy. I don't even care if you're a troll or not, this is just funny. gg, you read a pop science book, let us all bow before your yeenius.

[zombieaccount]

Halo you need science fact. This one a bit common and you probably saw it, but since this is compile bent I just post now; It will make you feel smart and see Star Trek is a realistic Sci-fi. It's a shiny movie, you'll learn lots of science from it. What you need know if the Galaxy has like, a lot of stars. Around a million or two I think. They are many light years away from each other, which is why light can't escape the sun. Anyone wanna teach something other than astronomy? I don't know much other than the single class (Which was astronomy) I took at some city college that I fail twice in a row for three years straight. I was good time, learned a lot of stuff. Anyone here a history buff person?

[Lunamaria]

[AoStar]

I wonder how they find out this stuff.

[zombieaccount]

I dunno. I just post pictures. Nikolai Kardeschev is from the communist country of USSR, which means United Swedish Socialist Reds. There they practiced communism and science. One scientist they had was Kardeshev, who was a starship captain and had many talents like knowing how to play basket ball, engineering along with having a mastery of super calculus. A pretty talented dude. He drunk himself to death in 1993, having lost hope in humanity after his country fell apart. However his most important contribution to humanity would be the kardeschev scale. Which go like this: Type one aliens live in mud huts. Type two aliens have a xbox. Type 3 aliens have a computer. Type 4 aliens are space conquerers. Type 5 aliens are galaxy conquerers. A very accurate scale, verified by the Voyager probes, launched in the 1960's and have since than explored much of the galaxy.

[zombieaccount]

Okay, seems everyone is bored to death of astronomy. What subject should we learn instead?

[York]

I give all my upsagans to this post so euphoric

[aza]

Okay, seems everyone is bored to death of astronomy. What subject should we learn instead?

@zombieaccount

teach me how to charm the ladies, and make the boys melt in my hand

[Larfleeze]

What you need know if the Galaxy has like, a lot of stars. Around a million or two I think.

@zombieaccount

there only 6, that's why night sky so dark

[zombieaccount]

No, there's 6 planets in the solar system. Sky is dark because the other stars don't burn as bright as the sun does, which is why night isn't super dark.

[KeysOfKayes]

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@zombieaccount

The phrasing gets me. "They were born when the Egyptians walked the Earth." Makes it sound like they all formed at the same time. Please, post a picture explaining this.

[York]

<Snipped quote by zombieaccount> The phrasing gets me. "They were born when the Egyptians walked the Earth." Makes it sound like they all formed at the same time. Please, post a picture explaining this.

@KeysOfKayes

dunno if you noticed but egypt is still a thing egyptians been walking the earth for thousands of years, b