Vergenity on Crogslost

[NotAMouse]

Some kid on Craigslist is selling his "vergenity."

[Robeatics]

Yesss, I've been looking to buy some fresh vergenity to top off my latest spell.

[aza]

Yesss, I've been looking to buy some fresh vergenity to top off my latest spell.

@Robeatics

THE ONLY SKNARKY REPLY FOR THIS IS A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD MY FRIENDS

[Teoinsanity]

Yesss, I've been looking to buy some fresh vergenity to top off my latest spell.

@Robeatics

Screw you,i need it for my latest invention

[Smink]

Sorry, but I'm not a vergan.

[Robeatics]

<Snipped quote by Robeatics> Screw you,i need it for my latest invention

@Teoinsanity

Hey, buddy, I saw it first. Well, OP did, but yeah. I wonder where that kid is now. Creeping over his classmates, maybe?

[Smiral]

I wonder if there's an underground market for sad people's virginities

[Smink]

I wonder if there's an underground market for sad people's virginities

@Smiral

It would be the biggest of all the market's. Incredibly humongous actually. Like a giant monster that moves faster than cheetah.

[Halo]

I wonder if there's an underground market for sad people's virginities

@Smiral

Disturbingly, there is one. For female virgins. Particularly where there are cultures that are... how to say this in a politically correct way... fucking medieval-levels of ass-backwards in their ideologies about sex. For guys, I doubt it, but it wouldn't be the first time the interwebz has surprised me.

[Smiral]

Disturbingly, there is one. For female virgins.

@Halo

time to make some money off of this shit

[aza]

<Snipped quote by Halo> time to make some money off of this shit

@Smiral

You still wouldn't get enough money for a free ride to college. lol

[Smiral]

You still wouldn't get enough money for a free ride to college. lol

@Azarthes

[Smink]

CP is the keyword for this thread.

[Lord Sicarius]

Yesss, I've been looking to buy some fresh vergenity to top off my latest spell.

@Robeatics

This.

[deadlyfairy13]

bahahahahahaha how old is this kid? Poor thing needs to do their homework and stay off the net.