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[zombieaccount]

Ay misspwased mi pwenceal nywun caan hwelp mee? Is et en mi dwisk cwownter o awn te stwovv? Engwlish is amwazeeing wanguage wiff worrds aynd pheoneetiks yees? Caamn yu know what I say frum luk at textt o mi pwenceel nevar b fowwnd?

[Holmishire]

Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard. If you are under the age of thirteen, I would highly advise you to seek out a speech therapist—it isn't too late. Otherwise, you're pretty much out of luck.

[Larfleeze]

you stop that

[Holmishire]

you stop that

@Larfleeze

Is it I who is the target of your derision? If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Is it I who is the target of your derision? If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".

@Holmishire

It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine. fite me outside

[Holmishire]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine. fite me outside

@Larfleeze

Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you. I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.

[Larfleeze]

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you. I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.

@Holmishire

i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money

[Doivid]

you really couldn't think of a more convincing word to use than phonetics?

[Keyguyperson]

Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard.

@Holmishire

No, their pencil is clearly white and gold.

[KeysOfKayes]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> No, their pencil is clearly white and gold.

@Keyguyperson

At this point you are actively applying that dress thing to completely unrelated topics.

[Halo]

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money

@Larfleeze

@Holmishire follows the Stephen Fry method of bully prevention.

[Holmishire]

Back when I used to be lacking in companionship, I used to goad other kids into beating me up. They then became my best friends.

[Smink]

Ye cen telk leke yee went, men. Cheers.

[xXFazeXx]

Ay misspwased mi pwenceal nywun caan hwelp mee? Is et en mi dwisk cwownter o awn te stwovv? Engwlish is amwazeeing wanguage wiff worrds aynd pheoneetiks yees? Caamn yu know what I say frum luk at textt o mi pwenceel nevar b fowwnd?

@zombieaccount

Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard. If you are under the age of thirteen, I would highly advise you to seek out a speech therapist—it isn't too late. Otherwise, you're pretty much out of luck.

@Holmishire

you stop that

@Larfleeze

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Is it I who is the target of your derision? If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".

@Holmishire

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine. fite me outside

@Larfleeze

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you. I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.

@Holmishire

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money

@Larfleeze

you really couldn't think of a more convincing word to use than phonetics?

@Doivid

Back when I used to be lacking in companionship, I used to goad other kids into beating me up. They then became my best friends.

@Holmishire

Ye cen telk leke yee went, men. Cheers.

@Smink

[Smink]

Mech trell, vere spemmer.

[xXFazeXx]

Ay misspwased mi pwenceal nywun caan hwelp mee? Is et en mi dwisk cwownter o awn te stwovv? Engwlish is amwazeeing wanguage wiff worrds aynd pheoneetiks yees? Caamn yu know what I say frum luk at textt o mi pwenceel nevar b fowwnd?

@zombieaccount

Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard. If you are under the age of thirteen, I would highly advise you to seek out a speech therapist—it isn't too late. Otherwise, you're pretty much out of luck.

@Holmishire

you stop that

@Larfleeze

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Is it I who is the target of your derision? If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".

@Holmishire

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine. fite me outside

@Larfleeze

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you. I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.

@Holmishire

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money

@Larfleeze

you really couldn't think of a more convincing word to use than phonetics?

@Doivid

Back when I used to be lacking in companionship, I used to goad other kids into beating me up. They then became my best friends.

Ye cen telk leke yee went, men. Cheers.

@Smink

@Holmishire

Mech trell, vere spemmer.

@Smink

@xXFazeXx

Matrix

Batman

[zombieaccount]

Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard. If you are under the age of thirteen, I would highly advise you to seek out a speech therapist—it isn't too late. Otherwise, you're pretty much out of luck.

@Holmishire

Dumass I speek perfwekly fiyne I jusst caant wite fo shet

[xXFazeXx]

Ay misspwased mi pwenceal nywun caan hwelp mee? Is et en mi dwisk cwownter o awn te stwovv? Engwlish is amwazeeing wanguage wiff worrds aynd pheoneetiks yees? Caamn yu know what I say frum luk at textt o mi pwenceel nevar b fowwnd?

@zombieaccount

Your pencil is on the stove, you should retrieve it before it becomes a fire hazard. If you are under the age of thirteen, I would highly advise you to seek out a speech therapist—it isn't too late. Otherwise, you're pretty much out of luck.

@Holmishire

you stop that

@Larfleeze

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Is it I who is the target of your derision? If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".

@Holmishire

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine. fite me outside

@Larfleeze

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you. I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.

@Holmishire

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money

@Larfleeze

you really couldn't think of a more convincing word to use than phonetics?

@Doivid

Back when I used to be lacking in companionship, I used to goad other kids into beating me up. They then became my best friends.

Ye cen telk leke yee went, men. Cheers.

@Smink

@Holmishire

Mech trell, vere spemmer. <Snipped quote by Holmishire> Dumass, I speek perfwekly fiyne I jusst caant wite fo shet

@Smink

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Dumass, I speek perfwekly fiyne I jusst caant wite fo shet

@xXFazeXx

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Dumass, I speek perfwekly fiyne I jusst caant wite fo shet

Matrix

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Dumass, I speek perfwekly fiyne I jusst caant wite fo shet

Batman

<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Dumass, I speek perfwekly fiyne I jusst caant wite fo shet

@xXFazeXx

[zombieaccount]

It would seem that everyone can't write for shit.

[Teoinsanity]

*shoots Zombie. Dealt with it