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Apparently I'm average on the Homospectrum.
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PaladinFoster said
Someone doesn't understand troll biology very well. They breed like ants, sort of. They have a "queen" of sorts that accepts genetic information from the general populace once every three years or so, and then mixes it all up in what the comic describes as "an incestuous slurry", and then impregnates itself with that an lays a few hundred thousand eggs. These eggs are all incubated until they hatch as the larval form of the troll race, most commonly called grubs. They have no arms or legs, and are pretty much helpless no matter their blood caste. After a time, they spin cocoons and undergo metamorphosis into the prepubescent state, gaining a humanoid shape, though they are at the mental state of a human toddler. At this time, they are forced to leave the cave in which they were hatched, and face trials on the brutal surface of their world before being adopted by a wild beast. This monstrous guardian is called a lusus, and afterward defends the young troll as it struggles to make a home for itself and mature into adulthood.Holy fuck I'm a dork for knowing that without a Wiki check for anything except for the precise spelling of "lusus".

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Bitch ass yellow blood. Boo.
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ImANargleHunter said
Matespritship. MOIRALLEGIANCE WOULD BE REALLY WEIRD


...Moirallegiance is <> then, not <3. Note taken. O.o
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antarctic termite said
...Moirallegiance is <> then, not <3. Note taken. O.o


It's still possible. Fuck buddies.
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Except, ya know, not being able to provide a Flush Bucket when the drones come knocking means being culled. Dicking around with you moirail would be pointless and probably extremely illegal. They seem to have pretty strict reproductive laws.
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ImANargleHunter said
Except, ya know, not being able to provide a Flush Bucket when the drones come knocking means being culled. Dicking around with you moirail would be pointless and probably extremely illegal. They seem to have pretty strict reproductive laws.


You also have characters that don't care about rules.
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cool thing this is is.

I'm some nasty shade of light green, that's still not quite Jade.

That's really great, it is.
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Kanaya motha fuckaaaaas
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Heisenberg said
You also have characters that don't care about rules.


I think someone ships GamKar
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PaladinFoster said
"an incestuous slurry"


This would make a really good phrase for the story of how Adam and Eve’s kids populated the Earth.

Also, Middle class I guess? Can’t really complain with that.
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DAMN YOU COLOR BLINDNESS!
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You're sort of dark mauve

E: I realize that means shit all to you if you're color blind. Sorry
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I'm gray, you are a lighter gray.
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I think someone ships GamKar

That's a horrible ship.
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That's a horrible ship.


Fandoms are full of horrible ships.
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PaladinFoster said
Someone doesn't understand troll biology very well. They breed like ants, sort of. They have a "queen" of sorts that accepts genetic information from the general populace once every three years or so, and then mixes it all up in what the comic describes as "an incestuous slurry", and then impregnates itself with that an lays a few hundred thousand eggs. These eggs are all incubated until they hatch as the larval form of the troll race, most commonly called grubs. They have no arms or legs, and are pretty much helpless no matter their blood caste. After a time, they spin cocoons and undergo metamorphosis into the prepubescent state, gaining a humanoid shape, though they are at the mental state of a human toddler. At this time, they are forced to leave the cave in which they were hatched, and face trials on the brutal surface of their world before being adopted by a wild beast. This monstrous guardian is called a lusus, and afterward defends the young troll as it struggles to make a home for itself and mature into adulthood.Holy fuck I'm a dork for knowing that without a Wiki check for anything except for the precise spelling of "lusus".


wow
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Jorick said
Nah man, your shit is clearly burgundy. Dark red =/= fuchsia.


My image editing program disagrees. I selected my avatar colour and found it preceding Candy Red on the colour wheel. Try for yourself.

I originally thought I'd be burgundy, too.
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