Businessmen & Briefcases


You enter through the swinging doors of your favorite bar; The Drunken Kobold. Immediately you're met by a wall of laughter, the clinking of glasses, the chugging of mead, stouts, and in one sad slop's case: milk. An exotic elven dancer entertains a guest in a far off corner while a drunken minotaur chews on a bard's lute by the stage that sits straight across from the bar. Goblins, men, orcs, trolls, and a grizzly bear line the bar, calling, shouting, and roaring for a pint while the half-orc barkeep and his pair of halfling slaves do their best to keep up with the cacophony of orders.
None of that really stands out to your seasoned eyes. You've seen it all before and then some, especially here of all places. What grabs your attention is an orc, large even for orcish standards, sitting at an empty table for six. Before him lays a board with a strange fantasy landscape none have ever seen the likes of. A sea of cubicles with an occasional room labeled office, and a room for breaking, whatever that means. The title of the game reads "Businessmen & Briefcases" and instantly you recognize it as the latest game to be made by Regular Humans of the Coast. The orc smirks as he catches you taking a peek at his game and waves you over. Only then do you realize just who it is you're dealing with. Sitting before you is none other than Ohr Draun himself; the one-eyed beserker mercenary whose bloodlust is only matched by his horrifying strength and the body count behind it.
"Ohr," you say, pausing abruptly at his raised hand. "Please," He grins showing a mouth of yellowed fangs, "Take a seat. Just call me your DM, or district manager, while we play."

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Character Sheets:
Real character
Name:
Age:
Species: (all DnD species are viable)
Appearance: (picture preferred)
Alcohol tolerance:
Profession:

B&B Character
Name:
Age:
Race:
Appearance:
Profession:
Skills: (these will be number based and will be decided by dice rolls made by me)

  • Business Jargon -
  • Charisma -
  • Caffeine resistance -
  • Office Pranking -
  • Organization -
  • Number of Workplace Violations -
  • Self Loathing -
  • Professionalism -


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Rules
1. Don't play other's character for them.
2. Don't be an asshole.
3. Don't carry grudges out of the IC and into the OOC.
4. Dice rolls will be decided by Ohr unless specified otherwise.
5. Fun is mandatory.

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