To the ass lovers out there:

[KeysOfKayes]

Is it a kind of self-defense mechanism? Loving the sight of a woman walking out on you?

[BrobyDDark]

This is the reason ass men are ass men.

[KnightShade]

It is not failure we need to protect ourselves from, it is our potential for success we fear. We tempt ourselves to destroy it all; because if we succeeded we would eventually be called out as the frauds we are, in spite of the fact we cannot lie.

[Gendarme]

I believe it's due to something in our psychology; inherently, thanks to evolution, some men prefer either the buttocks or breasts, or even both. Why? Bigger breasts mean more milk, while larger buttocks...Hold on, I'll get back to you in a moment. I'm sure I can come up with a reason. Not really.

[tactful cactus]

I believe it's due to something in our psychology; inherently, thanks to evolution, some men prefer either the buttocks or breasts, or even both. Why? Bigger breasts mean more milk, while larger buttocks...Hold on, I'll get back to you in a moment. I'm sure I can come up with a reason. Not really.

@Gendarme

Actually, I'm not sure whether the size of the breasts would affect the size of the mammary glands.

So according to "studies" which I am too lazy to look up, individuals which store fat in the hip/buttocks area have a lower risk of coronary disease than those who carry fat on their midsections or elsewhere. And as you know, the storage of energy as fat is a protective mechanism against famine, which was handy back when we were cavemen.

Therefore, it may be surmised that "ass men" have evolved to prefer women with large buttocks because they are more likely to survive a famine and mek mor babbys. IDK if explaining that made any sense but it's p logical to me. Ass men. heh.

[BrobyDDark]

Or it could be because the ass is great.

[HeySeuss]

Cactus seems to have a lot of the answer as far as I am aware. Rear end/hips appeal to us visually because we're subconsciously calculating her ability to make an easy delivery, her health and fertility. That doesn't mean much, but it is what it is. We're always subconsciously scrutinizing ourselves and others according to standards that aren't readily apparent to us. It's biologically hardwired.

I'm gonna get a groan, but checking out a book Scribz recommended to me once called "Sperm Wars" by a biologist named Robin Baker, is, at the very least, an interesting read for the layperson, though I'm not sure I'd call it a primer on the subject for non-scientific types. I leave it to the scientific types to give a qualified opinion.

[Smink]

There was one woman who said that men who prefer boobs are more dominant than those who like asses.

I love ass though.

[Gendarme]

Cactus does make a lot of sense now that I think about it. I don't know if I'm an ass man or a boob man though. I'm horribly indecisive.

[Doivid]

Sexual selection is often independent of and sometimes contrary to natural selection.

So the attraction is arbitrary.

That said, ass all the way. Butts are nice, and a good butt is just gr8.

Fuck all y'all haters.

[idlehands]

I like nice arms.

[Mr_pink]

I just like donkeys

[Hank]

Is it a kind of self-defense mechanism? Loving the sight of a woman walking out on you?

@KeysOfKayes

No, I just like the view when a woman is in front of me on all fours, begging to be fucked.

[Awson]

@Hank

A tad too much.

[Larfleeze]

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No, I just like the view when a woman is in front of me on all fours, begging to be fucked.

@Hank

[The Nexerus]

What on Earth does ASOIF author George R. R. Martin have to do asses?

[Larfleeze]

What on Earth does ASOIF author George R. R. Martin have to do asses?

@The Nexerus

GEORGE R.R. MARTIN'S GOT DAT FAT ASS

[KeysOfKayes]

All you brainiacs bringing evolution and societal norms and similarities to Plato's theory of the purest forms into here; chill.

[Smiral]

My mom has a theory that it has to do with whether or not a dude was breastfed

Which would explain why asses are more prevalent in modern society, everybody was too scared to let their children drink titty-nectar in the 90s

[Syben]

Overly Sexualied Media and Hollywood Culture